[toastbutteregg]

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[aroaceenjolras]

This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.

[my-dailydreams]

[yourockthebeatofmyheart]

I need y'all to watch this clip

[yourockthebeatofmyheart]

[fatherkrasmazov]

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[charl0ttan]

"kill them with kindness" FALSE! task manager🧮

[sosdueart]

my favorite part of disco elysium is that sometimes you need to look like this to proceed with the game

[animusrox]

FLYING LOTUS CHECKS HIS EMAILS!

[raptorific]

[fagstaynight]

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

[f0rsur]

friend: promise you won’t tell anyone

me: i promise

me: *tells my mom*

[lunerabo-deactivated20250206]

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

[bedheadjenny-art]

I haven't gotten to Whole Cake yet, this is how it goes right?