y tho

You may be cool, but I'm a pleasure to have in class so who's the real winner here? Doll side blog: defright.tumblr.com

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[nayters]

[bubblegum-sullivan-13]

I also like it when they're like hey what's up or something personal/natural instead of the welcome to wherever how can I serve you bit.

[lastoneout]

I also like it when they are sitting down or listening to music they clearly enjoy

[fieldbears]

There is something so nourishing about walking into a place of business and immediately thinking "huh, I wouldn't have guessed this place would be playing this kind of music" only to see an employee absolutely head-banging along because today is their day to pick the CD and they are living

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Despite what capitalists might think, I do not want to roleplay being royalty in the presence of slaves when I seek professional assistance in obtaining my basic human needs.

[alienpupy]

dandelions are magic. literally tiny suns in the grass that turn into the moon and then the stars when you blow on them. fucking insane.

[doodle-devil]

Fucking insane

[alienpupy]

holy shit

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[poetry-protest-pornography]

take what you need and please pass it on

a nice, deep breath

a warm hug

strength

encouragement (keep going, I believe in you)

forgiveness

acceptance (you are loved)

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

[animalbody]

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

[animalbody]

me: I’m the king of public transportation, a ghoul haunting the streets that run like veins through this city-

the bus: turns left where it normally goes straight

me: I am naked and alone in this universe and no one is watching over me

[oneheadtoanother]

[yo-its-matt]

it sure fucking is buddy

[enchantingruinscandy]

[disassociatingsquid]

So I am treating myself to a day at Dashcon. Thing is I can only go one day and both Friday/Saturday have really cool things planned. Which day should I go? Please help me out.

[dashcon]

Saturday has a ball pit and meet-ups soooooooo. ;D

[gehenna27]

[theempathogen]

[ottermatopoeia]

[bigtigers]

Sopping Fucking Wet

[gayweeddaddy69]

It is, despite everything, once again Wet Beast Wednesday

[passnavigoannuel-deactivated202]

thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity

[passnavigoannuel-deactivated202]

thank u barbie for paving the way to bi/lesbian/trans solidarity

[fuks]

[judgejudyofficial]

Oh you know he ate a cheese

[skiplo-wave]

Cheesy socks,,, 🧀 🧦

[masonicbeheadingritual]

[schistcity]

[cuntwarehouse]

this felt like some kind of modern poem. so,

[inchtheinchworm]

halloweenie beanies!

[gillesloves]

i hate james bond so much she might as well be called madame throatzilla 

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was baking a strawberry shortcake for my mom when I realized that I forgot the baking powder. I began to panic so I pulled the cakes out of the oven; they were already completely baked but they rose just fine without the baking powder? I was staring at them in confusion, trying to remember if I accidentally put yeast in the batter, when I felt a shadow loom over me. I looked over my shoulder only to find Luigi. Luigi tenderly took my hands and told me, “You need not worry, for I will accompany you in any and all of your baking endeavors.” I have never felt more loved in my life. I cried.

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

I thought this was the mother of all shitposts and then I saw the url

[wakewithgiggli]

why do i never see the url?

[a-method-in-it]

No one reads urls on tumblr. Which actually works out well for the one-time-i-dreamt tumblr posts, I think, because just like the original person, we are not aware at first that we are inside the dream. And then at some point — usually towards the end when things have gotten weird enough that it’s clear this can’t resolve properly before the end of the post — we check the url and understand, much like a sleeper waking up. Once something goes up on one-time-i-dreamt it becomes a dream we all experience, together.