"Sup, mothafuckahs?"

Side RP and ask blog for Jestur Mirakl, an artificially created dragon that can become a purple blooded troll.

[captainlordauditor]

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

There are no gods here

Do I look like the kind of man who dies

God’s dead and soon we will be too

I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

[helloitstrash]

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end

This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods

Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

[hubriscomplex]

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

[unheavenlycreatures]

God wishes he were me

One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

[upyrica]

For I am the offering, the altar, and the god. 

[kayforpay]

if your partner isn’t a clown that makes you the clown

[best-of-inspirobot]

[connorricks]

While Space Clowns do have an king and/or queen, the real ruler of their civilization is the Royal Jester. The kings and queens are powerless figureheads, there in order to complete the whole royal court farce. Few alien diplomats seeking council with Space Clown royalty realize that the odd fellow wearing bells and making fake fart noises with their mouth in the corner of the throne room is they one they should be trying to parley with.

The Royal Jester has their own throne, the Fool’s Seat, which is often placed behind the throne of the King/Queen, the back of it flush with the back of the royal throne and obscured by it. Assembled out of props from a legendary Space Clown war and fool’s gilded with pyrite, it is there the Royal Jester sits when they want to listen in to what any alien envoy thinks is important enough they feel the leaders of the Space Clowns need to hear it.

Some say entity known as The Fool sits in the chair when no one is looking, while others say The Devil stands beside it and whispers jokes to whomever sits in it long enough.

[justbadpuns]

The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester..

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

The clown, after sucking me off, proceeds to pull the multicolored rags out from my weenie while I clap in joyful glee

[nyawave]

Hey cid this is a post

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

I then proceed to smack the clown’s ass, giving off a loud distinct honk that’s only heard when clapping the ass cheek of a clown in heat

[monstersarebetter]

Date a man who is stronger, stronger than any mortal. 

Date a man that has hoards of golden coins and rare gems hidden away

Date a man who’s scales shine as they catch the light of the fire that he breathes

Date a dragon

[animatedtext]

requested by  rzewzoe

[muddysocks]

*me, flirting* what are you gonna do , beat me up ?

[beguilinghysterics]

@moodymoirails

[chickenmuse]

I am not the best influence on others.

(ft. Bobo)

[uranodioning]

“are you a top or a bottom?” i’m a threat

[edhelarchive-deactivated2021072]

im not passive-aggressive. im just aggressive. i dont even know what passive means. ill fucking kill you

[bunnygirl1998]

[memexng]

Yell at my muse.

Maybe they did something stupid. Got themselves hurt or did something to keep someone else from getting hurt. Maybe they aren’t taking care of themselves, not eating or harming themselves. Or maybe they forgot your muse’s birthday and it meant a lot to them. Just let them have it, it might get them to change their ways.

[soupseason]

Booty shorts that say VALID on the ass instead of JUICY

[27-teacups]

here’s what i made today

[beguilinghysterics]

@crimsongarrote