Hey.

I have a thing for stupid people. That thing is hate.

[virgin-suicide-s]

[rlmjob]

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

[bestlittle1-deactivated20140421]

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

[rlmjob]

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

fuck attractive people

[spoopyrupi-deactivated20131022]

that’s the plan

[mcdonalds-and-chill]

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

"I’m not rich"

"But I have a big dick"

[jemandthediazepams-deactivated2]

"I don’t have a big dick"

"But I am rich"

[bxnnytt]

"I’m rich"

"And I have a big dick"

[heartsandmagic]

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

[leotatombs]

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

Shrek came out 13 years ago

[thebrothersjonas]

I didn’t know shrek was gay

[begum-bumedian]

gOD

[belfon]

hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account

[i-is-andy]

should I open the door

[nerds-are-cool]

you should open the door

[foodtrucker-deactivated20231129]

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

[tvvink-deactivated20140729]

yes that’s called digestion

[orangeskins]

[ammit420]

whoa miley cyrus really killed it at the VMA’s this year

[spork]

Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?

[begum-bumedian]

what

[unclemother]

math

death

wake up america 

[iceemoon]

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

[habibanasr]

do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

[steven]

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this