Stay Strong

ask me about the door

[cubaypuertoricoson]

[habsforever]

[myfangirlisraeging]

To add to this:

[hockeylvr42]

I’m so glad the NHL has embraced the bubble

[hockeylvr42]

THE TRILOGY

[woodmeat]

Are you alive

Don’t ask me no personal shit like this

[gahdamnpunk]

“I hate the Police” 💀💀

[willow-moon]

[sludgebat]

[cronusamporaofficial]

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

[sludgebat]

[stabble1234]

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

[sludgebat]

[lettucetherapist-blog-deactivat]

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

[sludgebat]

[alonelyangel6-blog]

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

[sludgebat]

[khajittink]

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

[sludgebat]

[conchiolin]

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

[sludgebat]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 6th of september, 2014.

[thenewmi6]

the oft unspoken truth of society is that the line between quirky and cringy is often how conventionally attractive you are

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

[smile-cheshire-smile]

Differences between normal people and me

[xdreamingoutloud]

Normal people when they laugh:

Me:

Normal people when they see their idol:

Me:

Normal people when they know someone likes them:

Me :

“Why?”

Normal people dancing:

Me:

Normal people walking:

Me:

Normal people who are pissed off: 

Me :

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 19th of october, 2011.

[i-is-andy]

fucks sake this is so cringe lmao

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2013

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 13th of july, 2014.

[gayhaircut]

honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably blackout

[gayhaircut]

ladies are u all ok

[lizzey-deactivated20191029]

no

[neosatsuma]

truly there is no other website where the entire userbase violently bewails every single update, and a third party valiantly, actively undoes every new feature so users can continue to use an increasingly different version of the site than the one the developers are actually creating. effervescent

[ha-dvash]

this is the most innocent yak i have ever seen. this lifted my spirits a little.

[eebabs]

One time my brother tried to yank away my “towel hat”, and was promptly horrified when I yelled in pain.

“I didn’t know your hair was IN there!!” he cried.

Boys.

[berrykoolaid-blog]

WAIT YOURE HAIR IS IN THE TWISTY PART?!

[ramen-rain]

Oh dear

[asexualmew]

I’ve seen this post several times and never actually seen anyone actually explain how to do the hair twist that long haired people can do, so I drew a tutorial. berrykoolaid

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

reblogging for demonstration because you learn something new every day

[annilifelover]

My brother seemed like he discovered a new universe when I showed him this

[c3rvida3]

I unironically adore weird teenagers who don’t know exactly what the hell is going on yet. This kid came in for a job interview at the grocery store today wearing very nice slacks and suspenders and a bow tie, with his lil pink hair all done up, and I’m just like, “Oh, we gotta hire this kid. He kicks ass. Motherfucker’s going to groceries prom and we couldn’t stop him if we tried. He’s my manager now; I only answer to grocery prom kid.”

[prettystuff]

[ruinedchildhood]

Scary Movie 3 (2003) dir. David Zucker

[soup-erb]