Balancing and Bottling.

Bi, Hobbiest, RPG nerd, Mentally and physically unprepared for the nasty nasty world.

[behindonborrowedtime]

It's okau

I wouldn't want me either

[littlered247]

Let's play kinkshame or kinksame

Send me a kink and I’ll reply with kinkshame or kinksame

[shittyidea]

Leaving your bed in the morning

[behindonborrowedtime]

Misery loves company

But there is no company. Only emptiness. Ben never wins.

[rodrigoseaburre-deactivated2018]

[weakandgay]

wow i really wanna get crunk

[thepastelprince]

This is important

[kohl-yis]

I want a zombie

[professordiggsy]

@astraeavixen Reblogging for future use.

[prokopetz]

I’ll be honest, whenever a work of speculative fiction (fanmade or otherwise) goes out of its way to describe an intelligent species with bizarre and complicated reproductive biology, the first question that invariably pops into my head is: “How do these critters masturbate?”

[ruingaraf]

what if masturbation was uniquely a human experience though

[prokopetz]

Okay, I know that you meant “what if humans are the only intelligent species that’s anatomically capable of masturbating?”, but now I’m picturing a universe where humans are the only ones that ever thought to try it.

Human masturbation specialists traveling the galaxy to offer our gift, undertaking rigorous study and enormous personal risk to teach weird-ass aliens how to rub one out.

Calculating the exact harmonic frequencies to allow ancient, vacuum-dwelling crystalline intelligences to self-stimulate.

Descending into the crushing atmospheres of gas giants in specially constructed aerostats to design sex toys for the vast, jellyfish-like super-predators that prowl the hurricane slipstreams.

Wanking is our genius. Our legacy.

[berlynn-wohl]

[rhube]

That last addition is possibly my favourite thing Tumblr has ever done for the world.

[gorgeryandgushness]

OMG.

[jhameia]

yep

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

There’s always time to hug your little bro. [video]

[behindonborrowedtime]

Am I tired because I am sad? Or because I'm lacking sleep

[ahribellecosplay]

I was lucky enough to shoot with SLDixon photography, and I love how he’s captured my Nala!

[behindonborrowedtime]

"You seen down" when was I ever up?

[darkomaraven-deactivated2016092]

The champion for Sun and Moon looks AWESOME

[fictional-seviper]

He’d throw down with them sic science facts and explode our minds before we even had a chance to battle. No one can defeat this champion of champions!

[d1ssimilis]

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

[ynnesidyad]

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forest spirits

[khaballie]

This is so peaceful and tranquil looking

[moni158-deactivated20160613]

How to draw Saitama

step 1 draw an apathetic egg

step 2 add body

Finished!

[melonboyy]

[medusick]

this is so wholesome 

[aliceversuswonderland-deactivat]

Introverts after alone time to regain their energy:

[hypnotic-flow]

fuck this is accurate

[just-shower-thoughts]

The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.