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oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon
OP you're wrong. Duck, duck is the most perfect name for a goose, ever.
This makes me so happy every time I read it. Especially the bit where Guy makes DuckDuck smoothies of all the good stuff he’s meant to eat.
This is the best buddy comedy-drama ever.
finally decided to sit down and watch the incredibles again. there will be no commentary because i’m gonna be too busy watching it
okay i just gotta say
having been married for 3 years now (almost), i really love how bob & helen argue. when i was a kid it just came off to me that everyone in this movie was being super mean for no reason but when you watch it as an adult it’s different. i really appreciate that even when bob is frustrated/angry he basically never lashes out at helen or the kids, his problem is he’s withdrawn and existantialling. i also really appreciate that when they do fight they’re actually more expressing their frustration than attacking each other. it’s only later when things get real that helen (understandably) gets really angry.
also edna’s advice is actually really good, helen’s just melting down over the idea of losing her husband (which is sweet and helps us understand her character) but edna tells her to confront it immediately, hold bob to account by leaning into his concern (all his heroics being forgotten) and reminding him that she’s a super, too. direct action is a blessing in communication.
i love how the movie communicates bob’s competency, like he’s actually handling all the twists and turns of the situation rapidly deteriorating very well, the only thing that throws him off is when his family gets involved. we also see helen’s competency in the plane scene and how she immediately knows something’s up when no one responds on the radio
syndrome is such a fucking good villain, saying ‘i seem to recall you prefer to work alone’ and laughing at him when he believes he’s murdered the guy’s wife and kids???? holy fuck
as previously mentioned bob breaking down and sobbing alone in the containment room shaped my personality
ah the good old days of 2004 when having a voluptuous mom ass was a bad thing. good riddance, we don’t miss you.
also the it’s a neat little parallel to bob’s body image struggles, they really went to great lengths to showcase that these people are equals & soulmates
the kids are really well-written too, they feel very authentically their age and they both have motivations, the writing does a great job of showing how the gravity of the situation sinks in for them and forces them to rise to meet it. dash especially fascinates me in this movie because he’s just the right balance between immature and starting, just starting to get that life is a big deal and stakes are real and you’ve got to care about what you’re doing and try to do the right thing in every situation. the way the kids instinctively protect each other even though all we’ve seen of them so far in the movie is antagonism is just *clenches fist* so good
The Incredibles is incredible on every level
losing my mind what do you MEAN mr. brightside is 20 years old
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 2003?????
i just can't look, it's killing me 😔
is it slow burn or is it two people getting to know each other over an understandable amount of time
Omg this is SUCH a grandma thing. She’s totally okay with them being queer, she’s just upset that she can’t feed them her world-famous ham.
“Honey, you’re so thin! Are you eating enough at home? I really don’t agree with this whole ‘vegetarian’ thing, I’m worried about my grandbaby not getting enough protein!!!”
I don't care you you fuck what clothes you wear your pronouns or what you so to your hair but WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON'T EAT MY FOOD
i want your lmao on my desk in one hour
The airline employee was absolutely flummoxed by my gender presentation today.
Before me they were handing out sirs, ma'ams, young man, etc as people were boarding/walking on.
Then he saw me coming, masked up in my dad shorts, tevas and a crop top and his brain just scrambled 😂😂😂😂😂😂 He defaulted to a noise I can't really describe. I hope it made him stop for a moment to consider you can't really tell someone's gender just by looking at them.
Butches breaking brains
Oh!! I have a story on the opposite side of the coin!
One of the funniest TSA interactions my partner and I have had was her setting off the scanner in the airport (back when they still had binary settings, so we'd get stopped literally every time for a pat down). So she goes through, it beeps, and a very tired agent looks her up and down, then asks bluntly "Are you a man or a woman?"
My partner (who is 6'1", trans with butch leanings, and used to this in airports), replies calmly that she's a woman. The agent nods, pauses, then just as bluntly, "M'am, do you have a penis?"
Ash is barely containing her laughter as she responds yes, she does, and this woman just nods again, completely unfazed, and says "That's what set it off. You're good. Have a nice day."
And off we went. I still think about that interaction all the time, I hope that lady is doing great 😂
"What's in your pants?"
Airport security.
"Idiots to lovers" works best when the idiots in question are extremely intelligent
An argument might be made here.
I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive
And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.
complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails
and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender
with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender
But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -
it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY
well this was a wild ride from start to finish
I knew before I googled that this was gonna be California and I was Not disappointed. The horse is TA Jullyens Lillyanna, she is an exceptionally fancy purebred Arabian.
https://www.varianarabians.com/recent-sales/ta-jullyens-lillyanna.html
Her price tag was $Car. $20k if I had to guess.
And the real kicker?
The revealed gender was wrong. #youhadonejob
you cannot make this shit up; horse people are, truly, Just Like That.
I AM SCREAMING
shocked bystander at sydney, australia’s annual mardis gras pride parade (1994)
For those who give a shit about it, this is a staged photo, the woman on the left is a drag queen doing a bit. Here's a few more photos of her taking in the beautiful sights and sounds of the parade:
(by Mervyn L. Fitzhenry)
We were feeling pretty chuffed about having the #6 trending post on this website until we saw number 7 was a Supernatural mpreg edit
Alrighty then
Yea that's fair
This is one of the new, limited edition prints I've made. Get them now at www.tomgauld.com/shop
Legend has it she still flops around ireland👀
EVERYBODY WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW!!!
Okay someone asked me earlier "Hey CT, you study the occult for a living, off the top of your head, what's the most popular form of the occult in today's world?"
Pseudo-nutrition. Bar none. A massive amount of the fad dieting world goes beyond simple misinformation and ignorance and full on into a systemized non-scientific theory of anatomy and nutrition that 100% qualifies as magic. If you replace the term "toxins" with "evil ghosts" half of these blogs would sound like sumerian curse tablets.
