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this is me politely coming to your inbox to request a little peek at your human!dan/vampire!phil comic wip 🥺

hello polite anon 🤭 here’s a handful of lil out-of-context lovey dovey wip sketches 😚 (in order the panel numbers are currently — 17, 22–24, 26-27, 37, 39, 42, 50-52 💀) — obvi all of these are all messy and subject to change writing/look wise but enjoy them for now! 🥰🧛🦇✨

I’m probablyyyyy gonna end up posting this on ao3 (via my side blog) as it’s likely gonna turn more suggestive the closer we get to the Chomp… plus it’s generally becoming way too long for a single tumblr post I’d usually be fine with posting here… I also think scrolling through the finished full comic on somewhere like ao3 will enhance the 🤌 anticipation 🤌 I’m having a lot of fun writing 🥰 // other sneak peeks for this specific comic can be found on this tag | more phan doodles here | ko-fi

alisonisnotonfire

Hard Mondays with Dan and Phil 🚀💫

Listen to Hard Launch with @danielhowell and @amazingphil (nearly) every Monday! <3

(25 jul, 2026)

cherrywyves

telling my kids this was pinof 1

PLS IGNORE HOW WOBBLY THE LINES ARE I GOT A NEW TABLET AND IM NOT USED TO IT

alisonisnotonfire

This is a comedy podcast

(based on this tweet)

(20 jul, 2026)

alisonisnotonfire

Phil is not on fire - Behind the scenes (circa October 20th, 2009)

Based on the pinof unlisted kiss information reveal from the DAN AND PHIL MASSIVE PIZZA MUKBANG 3 video (which made me insane and this is the result)

(6 Jul, 2026)

reunitedinterlude

dan: conversion is bad, unless it’s to gay by phil

+ comedy podcast disclaimer:

dannyboyandpdawg

When I see people talking about long term relationships, I see a lot of comments about "keeping the spark alive", particularly about sex and being attracted to each other. And obviously we dont know everything blah blah but it's so funny to me how obvious is it that Dan and Phil don't have any issues being into each other in the slightest. It's cartoonish at times