Let's ship everything

21y.o., fuck gender and sexuality labels, extroverted AF, watching movies/shows and reading books was easier when I cared 'bout the plot more, then I cared 'bout fictional characters having fictional sex My fandoms (chronologically):LotR, Harry Potter, MCU, Supernatural, Doctor who, Sherlock, Merlin, Marauders fancast, Arcane, Shadowhunters, Hamilton

[being-multishiper-be-like]

I believe I just had an original experience. I'm a med student with AuDHD and I'm currently writing a fanficion about different structures of the central nervous system...

[dracula1992soundtrack]

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

[redfagdiver]

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

[poemsingreenink]

[beautifullikeblood]

Sirius: Men you used to go to war and now you're sleeping with a man . Regulus: We both actually did go to war . Regulus: We're both sleeping with men . Sirius: I forgot about that one.

[ofools]

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

[quasi-normalcy]

a SWAMP is a wetland whose vegetation consists of trees or other woody plants

a MARSH is a wetland with other forms of vegetation

[lesbianshepard]

#A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[villainessbian]

a MANGAL is a swamp whose soil concentrates high amounts of salt and very low amounts of oxygen, supporting little else than mangrove trees

a PEATLAND is a wetland whose soil concentrates decaying organic matter, becoming peat

[big-smiling-monkey]

Oh yeah baby, keep coming at me with watery environmental states

[seankurwisean]

I am not immune to behemoth Adrian propaganda

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[russianblush]

#ilya baby get behind me

[russianblush]

HEY HELLO JUST GIVE ME THE GUN INSTEAD

(sorry @joyousmistake these tags killed me)

[xzxnm]

My favorite doomed age gap yuri

[iamlituhrallybatman]

Bruce has a stalker.

He's sure of it. No one else may belive him but he feels eyes on him when he's supposedly alone, and he knows someone is watching him.

He can't, for the life of him, find his stalker. No amount of trackers or security or his kids trying to help reveal who it is, and eventually, every one thinks Bruce is hallucinating.

Clark Kent has an undeniable obsession with Bruce Wayne to concerning degrees. He knows it's wrong and he feels guilty after, but for a moment, he'd stretch his vision to see Bruce in Gotham. At galas, at dates, with his kids. Just a peek he swears, nothing more.

When he finds out Batman might have a security risk, he secretly keeps an eye out for him.

That how he finds out Bruce Wayne is Batman. And that HE is Bruce's stalker.

[ang3ls-666]

Average Hornkus Binglefuck outfit

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[pineappical]

funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack

[pineappical]

like a sick victorian child

[kissrosier]

this fanfic shit easy

[bunisgay]

barty and james friendship be like:

barty (watching monty through the window): look at your dad. such a dork, keeping bees…

james: …

barty: i mean, at least it’s interesting though. at least, like- i wish my dad kept bees…

james: …

barty: i mean, it’s kinda cute- like, your dad keeps bees…

james (trying very hard to ignore him): …

barty: how old is you dad? i mean, he’s obviously bee keeping age…

barty: i dunno, i think it’s kind of sweet…

james: …

barty: …james, i wanna fuck your dad.

james: OH REALLY???

[gaynehollander]

At some point after the cottage but before the public outing TMZ does an article on “Ilya Rozanov’s most high-profile hookups” which is essentially just a list of Instagram models with paparazzi shots and blurry cellphone pics of Ilya at the club. Shane scrolls through it, absolutely seething, because he is Ilya’s most high-profile hookup - maybe not by their metric, which seems to be Instagram followers, but Shane hasn’t heard about a single one of these women, apart from Svetlana whom he wouldn’t have recognised if not for Ilya talking about her. The guys are talking about it in the locker room, as if Ilya’s a legend for getting with all of these supposedly very desirable women (although that is decidedly not the way the guys phrase it) and Shane is absolutely furious because he can’t tell anyone that none of these women got to keep him. He is the only one who’s gotten to call Ilya his. He is the only person Ilya’s been in love with.

Anyway, after the next Boston/Montreal game Ilya shows up to practice genuinely looking like he’s been mauled. His entire body is covered in hickeys and bruises that look suspiciously like bite marks - his neck is basically covered in purpling marks with a fair few centred on his chest but a couple of the bruises trail further down, one on his pubic bone, a couple on his thighs, and the darkest one on his hip, a large circle of clear teeth marks - not only that but his back has been practically scratched to ribbons. Ilya is basically a walking sign spelling out “TAKEN - BACK OFF” and when the gossip of Ilya Rozanov apparently having been locked down by a wild animal reaches the Montreal locker room Shane can’t help the proud little smile that blooms on his face because, yes, that’s his man.

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[lurkerdelima]

Shane & Ilya hanging out with Skip for unspecified reasons and the first time Kip teasingly says “girl!” to him about something, Shane just makes this face

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya when Kip calls him ‘girl’