[inferior]

[retropicool]

[honeytuesday]

having SUCH a beverage girl summer, i'm litchrally incomplete without an iced bev in hand she is my friend partner companion lover

[paxamericana]

burning to death because i can’t remember the secret maneuver that’s different from every other car on earth or because i never read the manual or because it’s a rental or because it’s a rideshare or because i’m in the back seat and the driver is incapacitated (due to the fire currently burning us to death) or i’m a child

[wildhumanhasappeared]

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[valtsv]

thoughts on tiktok?

[valtsv]

my sincerest apologies to miss ke$ha i have nothing but respect for the party anthem of all time

[thedoubteriswise]

so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things

[fortuneaday]

[A white fortune cookie paper with blue text. Front: The best times of your life have not yet been lived. Lucky Numbers 41, 36, 22, 51, 39, 34 Back: August, Chinese text 八 (bā) 月 (yuè)]

[qv]

thinking about those poor little files and programs still inside computers that haven’t been turned on in decades. they’re probably so scared

[internetbynight]

[animalids]

Freshwater crocodile (Crocodylus johnstoni) preying on a juvenile freshwater sawfish (Pristis pristis) in the Kimberley region of Western Australia.

Photo by David Woods

[weweantica]

this shit has been going on for 2.5 million years

[memewhore]

[times-chu]

I like these photos because someone clearly set up a camera, took a picture, ran all the way up the grain silo to change the slide doors, and ran all the way back down to take another picture. That's dedication.

[deathsdaisy]

Really loving that times-chu doesn't know you can do things with other people

[didntidoit4you-deactivated20230]

[barbieplasticsurgeon]

[anxietyproblem]

[naslostcontrol]

BRIDGERTON Season 2 + tumblr (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9) and one twitter posts (7)

[alwaysbewoke]

that went hella left

[danandphilnews]

[tropesarenotbad]

[image description: a printed out flyer with the picture of a sleeping grey tabby cat on it. It has text on it that reads:

Muffin disclaimer

So you’ve ordered a muffin! We hope you’re up for a challenge.

Our wobbly tabby cat Bea REALLY likes muffins so there are a few things to be aware of if you have a muffin in the cat area.

- She WILL climb you to try and get your muffin - She is not very good at climbing so she will claw her way up your body - It WILL hurt - She WILL NOT give up - She may try to eat the muffin right out of your mouth - She is not allowed to eat muffins

You may pick her up / move her away if needed and if you’re really struggling, come and talk to us and we will help. No matter how much she wants to, it is still very important that you don’t let her eat any muffin as it will make her sick.

Good luck and we hope you enjoy your muffin experience!

She may look sweet and innocent but we promise you she’s not

/end image description]

[musicalhell]

Bea the muffin thief has come upon my timeline again and I am obliged to reblog.