“Courage doesn’t mean you don’t get afraid. Courage means you don’t let fear stop you.”
— Bethany Hamilton
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“Courage doesn’t mean you don’t get afraid. Courage means you don’t let fear stop you.”
— Bethany Hamilton
the tweets noel liked lmao
cody ko: cyberbully
i wrote half an essay in 20mins today when it’s not even due for another 4 weeks, reblog this to have a productivity lightning bolt strike you like it did me today
Pls I need this
somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me
im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…
I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.
i bet u thought this post was finally dead
well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming
grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running
didn’t make sense not to live for
gun
your left side’s beef but your pizza none
So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed
very meme, such impress. how u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.
YOU’RE A MEME STAR
HEY NOW
HERE COME DAT BOI
O shit. Waddup.
And that dress was white and gooold
Everybody craves those mineralllllls.
this is it. this is the best post on this hell site.
I sang the whole thing
It’s the post
i thought this was just a myth
ive been blessed
broke: lupita nyong’o deserves an oscar for her performance in Us (2019)
woke: lupita nyong’o deserves TWO oscars for her TWO performances in Us (2019)
best actress………… 2!
Anti-vaxxers are predominately educated, well-off white women. Women with college degrees and middle class backgrounds! You know why they choose not to vaccinate their kids? Because they think the rules don’t apply to them. Because they believe that their INDIVIDUAL rights as a parent are more important than the well-being of all the children around them. This is a symptom of the middle class, nuclear family dynamic! THEY CHOOSE TO NOT VACCINATE THEIR KIDS BECAUSE THEY FEEL THEY HAVE THE MEANS TO DEAL WITH ANY ILLNESS THAT MAY COME UP. But please, tell me more about how poor, ~uneducated~ rural people are the root of all social problems in the world.
ah yes, the bourgeoisie
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What's the story behind swan lake?
swan lake starts out with the prince seigfried with his hilariously stupid name.
his mother is the queen of some unnamed kingdom, and on his birthday she not only gives him a crossbow, which is apparently common in quasi victorian times, but she also reminds him that since he is 21 and like an adult now that he needs to have some responsibilities. these include governing the kingdom and taking a wife, because you know, WHO RUN THE WORLD? GIRLS.
so he’s all like “gosh mom okay whatever i get it” and goes out with some of his broskies to go hunting with his new crossbow. he goes running after some swan and gets separated from his buds. the swan actually morphs into a woman and she’s all like “damn son please don’t shoot me”
he’s all like “man girlfriend you so fine but you’re like half swan and that’s kind of weird what’s your story?”
she tells him that her name is odette and shes a princess turned into a swan by a vengeful sorcerer rothbart who apparently has nothing better to do than torture young ladies, and trapped her and her swan maidens on a lake made out of her mother’s tears and they’re all pretty upset about it
at this point there is a lot of dancing of the swans which is probably the most memorable and gorgeous part of the ballet, but has absolutely nothing to do with the story other than being like “damn these girls are swans”
she’s all like “hey the only way i can get to be a real human again and save all my swan lady sisters is for a man to fall in love with me and swear it to the world”
and despite having known her and danced with her for only like 20 minutes by now he’s all like “oh course ill do that for you bae, in fact my mom is having a ball tonight you should come we’ll do it then”
von rothbart, who is listening in, is all like “hell no am i letting my swan bbs go” and he starts to concoct a plan to fuck up their love swearing shindig
act three flashes forward to the next night, with the ball. seigfried’s queen mom has brought all these eligible princesses from neighboring kingdoms to try to egg him on like “please get married already.” all the princesses are of course into it because hey, cute prince, and they all try to do their best dancing for him to remind him that they are the most marry-able
they dance with their entourages in a lot of traditional dances, like the hungarian czardas, until BOOM INTERRUPTION
in busts odette, or who we think is odette, and some dude. turns out rothbart has used his magic to tranform his daughter odile to look like odette, but she is a black swan, instead of a white swan.
this sassy bitch dances with seigfried and he’s completely enraptured- he totally thinks this is the same swan lady from the other night. she’s such a boss ass bitch with her rad thirty two fouettes and her like mad gorgeousness that he is completely convinced that she is odette, and of course he goes in front of everyone to swear his motherfucking love TO THE WRONG GIRL
this is the terrible moment where we see odette frantically flying at the window, and he realizes THAT HE HAS MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE
odile and rothbart laugh it up and leave in a flash of smoke because they think that odette is now going to be a swan forever with her swan girlfriends and seigfried busts out to there to go look for her
he gets to the lake and odette is in tears, surrounded and protected by her flock, who don’t want to let this dude in. she listens to his plea and forgives him
then she decides that the only way to free her flock of swans is to kill herself, and she leaps off the cliff into the lake, drowning herself, despite the fact that SHE IS A BIRD AND SWAN CAN SWIM, and seigfried, unable to live without her and wracked with guilt, follows her and jumps to his death.
with the two’s selfless death and eternal love, the swans are freed from their bondage and rothbart dies, as we see their eternal souls floating over in the horizon.
(in some versions, the two promise o jump off the cliff and the romise in and off itself frees the swans so nobody has to die, and in some versions, they fight rothbart and kill him, and in other versions, only odette dies, so i can see how this might get confusing)
*shuts story book* and that’s the ballet of swan lake
“Rad thirty two fouettés” 😂
Best description of Swan Lake ever. Also, why are the princes in ballets so dumb?? Odile has black feathers… Odette has white feathers… You’re drunk and need glasses, Siegfried.
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Pokemon games
Pikachu: pika pika!
Every other Pokemon: *computer generated screams of the damned*
Interested in being the voice of Davon?
Psych2Go and I are looking for someone to play the (voice) role of Davon in our script: [Horoscopes: Hate it or like it?]. Send a sample of the following part to qualify: “Yeah, I get that. Daily sun sign horoscopes are inaccurate because they’re written for the masses and as humans, we’re way too complex to be pinned down by personality tests. But at the same time, they can also be a tool for self-knowledge. It allows us to explore the gaps between what we know to be true about ourselves and what our test results tell us. [sarcastically] What sign are you again, Hope? [smiles] Jokes.” HOW? Send a sample of the above excerpt as an MP3 format via Dropbox with the subject of the email: Voice-over of Davon to [email protected] *Anyone can qualify for this role! Davon is a bit flamboyant and somewhat of a smartypants kind of character. Imagine what he should sound like and try your best! Whether you are new to voice acting, hold interest, or are experienced, we’d love to hear from you! Deadline: December 22, 2018 12:00 p.m. EST
A Davon needed!
I wanna try and send a piece! Davon sounds like a funny person
Go for it! Male voice though!
Literally my name
I WANNA GIVE IT A SHOT
I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!
Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.
Is jolly.
A bright spot. Seriously that face. You can’t not be happy around it.
Moseby has lost it…
this was so moving… i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie
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