hey does anybody remember that analog horror series that everyone hated? āthe painterā or something like that? i wonder what all the normal people in that universe were doing on tumblr while that shit happened
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diversity win! the serial killer that murdered and sexually assaulted at least a hundred people and then painted their mutilated corpses as a fucked up fetishistic form of art is a woman!
okay how the fuck did no one ever catch the painter(s) before their killcount reached the double digits. dude literally stabbed a woman in the taint 27 times and left her to drown in her own blood. one of the victims was literally on the phone with 911 while she was killed. how. the FUCK
TRIPLE DIGITS?! MORE THAN A FUCKING HUNDRED?!?
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the police department assigned to the painter case: oooh no this is so scaryyy imma need to take a sick dayyy bleghhh
nathan cole, bursting into tinaās house with a gun: PUT YOUR HANDS UP! PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP!
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post cancelled who the fuck are you
WAIT, BILL COLLINS WAS ALIVE THE WHOLE DAMN TIME?!
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if the painter tried to kill me i would simply not tell them my name. whatāre they gonna do? leave the painting title blank and not do any fun wordplay with it? nah. theyād have to keep me alive to torture it out of me.Ā
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theyād probably try her damn best to make your corpse absolutely unidentifiable and then call you āAndyā The Anonymous or some shit just to spite you.
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wait yeah how DOES she know everyoneās name
š kidnamedfinger Follow
well she probably didnāt just ask politely
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honestly why wasnāt Tina Rosenberg put on suicide watch. or just. literally anything watch. i mean if i had anything to say about it i probably wouldnāt have just assumed nothing bad was going to happen to her ever again after she survived the first time.
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ok the Painter is a horrible person for a number of reasons. but like. his paintings are infuriatingly good. heāsĀ reallyĀ good at painting. why didnāt he just go to art school or something.
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ok i have been informed that the Painter is actually a woman. point still stands though
nathan cole is stronger than me (and most other cops). i would have shot both the painters dead even if they did put their hands up.
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every time you guys talk about the murders that the painter did itās always something completely new and batshit. iām thinking you are all just making this shit up
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please. i get that some of you people are serious hybristophiles but this is a new low. mona is the greasiest motherfucker i have ever seen. momo-challenge-looking bitch. besides, if you actually tried to have sex with her sheād probably rip your face off during it. be absolutely FOR REAL.
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you know that feeling when you scroll past a post referencing a type of discourse you know nothing about and you absolutely donāt want to know anything about but at the same time the curiosity is really strong
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me, stoned out of my mind:Ā
ā¦how the hell did the painter drag all those damn canvises around without getting noticed
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