bella

a mess

[commonpeople91]

Salvation for the Red Rocks show

[dailytomlinson]

williamwark: Red Rocks with louist91

By me.

[loveridden1999]

to the young who want to die by gwendolyn brooks

[ansonmount]

a gratuitous gifset of Evan Peters as Kai Anderson for @zoebennson  

[saracons87]

Divine Daddy! 

[goldenpulse-blog1]

Hi so um Michael Langdon with long hair and blood splashed on him is my new kink

[deadpsalmistsociety-deactivated]

michael: is this really necessary?

mead, forcing him into coat #3: Of course. like I always say: if they’re busy counting your buttons–

michael: *sigh* they’re TOO busy to notice you crying

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i spent christmas alone while my family got together and fought, and honestly i feel so good about this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i bought myself presents, cooked a big meal, drank wine and watched Home Alone 3 w/ my dog. I don’t feel sorry for myself at all.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

meanwhile my sister threatened to disown my dad so he threatened to disown her, while my mom enabled and my other sister downed a bottle of wine to deal.

on the other side of the country, i was busy discovering, to my delight, that the that the 3rd installment of the Home Alone franchise not only stood up to the test of time, but contains some of the best oneliners and comedic timing I have ever seen.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honestly, keep toxic people out of your life. family isn’t everything, and bad family is often worse than no family. don’t be afraid to put in some distance, especially during high stress times like the holidays. you don’t actually owe them anything.

being alone for the holidays is so much better than being with people who make you unhappy.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Bringing this back for Thanksgiving!

[langdvn]

cody fern is a style icon!

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[1-800-bitchcraft]

still never gets old

[bellahoweru-blog]

i NEED a fucking link to watch acs IM TIRED of waiting PLEASE

[abadbunchofclones]

So does Kyle know Zoe died???

[evanfuckingpeters]

Don’t fucking do this to me rn

[0nlywishfulthinking]

them: tf bitch you really out here stanning the antichrist? like ??? what do you have to say for yourself?

me:

[deadpsalmistsociety-deactivated]

everyone: so what’s the plan

michael: please…last week…I was 7….

[simonghostrileys]

Cody Fern as Duncan Shepherd in “House of Cards” (2018) - S6E02 [Part ½]

[selinakylebat]

I could stare at him for hours.

[theabyssmeowsback]

hey trans friends

if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it. 

you can order whatever it is online and when the package comes in if the ask what it is you can say something like “it’s a secret!” or even just sssh them. they’ll assume it’s a present for whatever holiday you celebrate and probably won’t press the issue.

[lunarecord]

oh my god this is amazing

[mypoorfaves]

I normally don’t reblog stuff like this but this is a very important life hack!

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

make sure you actually buy a present though or else this is all going to fall apart. it doesn’t have to be expensive, e.g. a “best dad” mug, socks, a bath bomb, multi-tool variations of everyday objects, soap, tea, a candle, et cetera.

[trans-advice]

November/December, Happy Holidays

[verycorrectahs]

michael: everyday is leg day when you *clenches fist* run away from your problems