bellainkhaki

[memewhore]

[batsandboba]

(climbing through your bedroom window at night) oh don’t worry i’m vaccinated. why are you screaming

[bisexualemmettcullen]

[keepingupwiththecullens]

@Esme do the kids do a good job helping with the housework?

[keepingupwiththecullens]

I died

[alinasgenyas-deactivated2021060]

insp.

[thevolturiarejustbetter-deactiv]

the ppl responsible for all the life threatening events that have happened in twilight

Edward (JUST TURN BELLA)

Rosalie (why the fuck would u tell Depresso Espresso, u could’ve gone a few more years without telling him)

Alice (ur wet dreams aren’t even accurate half the time yet u still go ahead and announce them)

Irina (u fuckin snitch)

Jasper (u didn’t feed before the birthday party of a human. Ur a major fuckin Dumbass)

Bella (u fuckin-

[bisexualemmettcullen]

alice trying to draw the places shes sees in her visions but they all come out looking like this

[twilightinanotherlife]

[nighttime-patron-of-the-arts]

Edward: They won't listen to us. But maybe others can convince them. Carlisle, you have friends all around the world.

Carlisle: I won't ask them to fight.

Edward: Not fight, witness.

The Volturi, distantly: witness... YOUR DESTRUCTION LMAO

[cullenfucked]

okay but. edward and rosalie as david and alexis rose from schitt’s creek....

[volturialice]

edward when they wouldn’t let him switch to a different biology class

[cmpassionatesoul]

The Twilight Saga + Hugs

[its-the-fluorescentsss]

Aro: you would give up your life for someone like us?

Bella: yes.

Aro:

[renegadepack]

every friend group should have + twilight, cullens edition

[twilightly]

Is it possible that everything is true? The fairytales and horror stories… Is it possible that there isn’t anything sane?

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) dir. Chris Weitz

[bellas-strawberryshampoo]

jacob: didnt you die?

Bella: That was weeks ago dude. Things change

[the-golden-onion]

now tessa’s the one with the wicked curve ball

[twilightreturns]

Twilight has now officially entered the iconic movies club referenced in music videos and that's how the lord intended.