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bella: what
edward: what
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bella: hey babe that first time we went to the meadow, what were you thinking about?
edward: mentally calculating the likely insect population.
bella: what
edward: what
The Two Hundred And Seven Days After by monroeslittle
Twilight | Leah & Bella, Jacob/Bella | M | 3 parts | 15k
Jacob imprints. This is the aftermath.
Looking for a story to make you ugly cry? Look no further! monroeslittle's writing style is so fucking poignant, and their effortless blend of past and present in this story will have you bawling your eyes out and laughing in equal measure. They write Jacob and Bella in a very realistic way with incredible characterization. Despite the emotional damages, I not only recommend it but also plan to re-read this sometime in the not so distant future.
Bella: *pretending to listen to her friends*
Edward: she’s so thoughtful and kind
Bella’s thoughts: shut up shut up shut up shut up
Edward: I watch Bella sleep because I’m worried about her well-being constantly! Not being near her is the only pain I know!
Emmett: you’re kinda weird for that. Ngl.
The Two Hundred And Seven Days After by monroeslittle
Twilight | Leah & Bella, Jacob/Bella | M | 3 parts | 15k
Jacob imprints. This is the aftermath.
Looking for a story to make you ugly cry? Look no further! monroeslittle's writing style is so fucking poignant, and their effortless blend of past and present in this story will have you bawling your eyes out and laughing in equal measure. They write Jacob and Bella in a very realistic way with incredible characterization. Despite the emotional damages, I not only recommend it but also plan to re-read this sometime in the not so distant future.
tbh, New Moon ending with "Edward came back, and i snapped out of my crippling depression :)" feels scarier than actually healing from your severe mental illness. how terrifying would it be to spend six months slogging through hell, then suddenly waking up in your fairytale wonderland like nothing happened? i'd be clawing at the walls waiting for the other shoe to drop. idk how you can look at the love of your life & not wonder whether he was real, or a memory, or a delusion. are you dead? dying? asleep? crazy? if so, to what extent? when he goes hunting, can you be sure he was real? when he follows you to class, does he feel like a ghost? when you dream, do you dream of the real Edward? the past Edward? or the hallucination? where did the pain that reminded you you were alive go? why do you suddenly have an appetite after wasting away to skin and bones? even Bella "I'm good with weird" Swan has her limits, and tbh "my soulmate, who weaponized my worst insecurities & sent me into a psychosis-level depression, is finally back and i am Cured" seems like a mind-breaking denial of reality. her whole life changed overnight in the best way - and she's telling us she has no scars from the dark? hmm
sam & emily: 👩 ❤ 💋 👨👉👈😏
bella:
this is how i’m gonna remember you.
Ya know as much as love the wish fufillament fun of Edward x Bella, this really makes me think that if smeyer has thought for a hot second about her moral Bella should have chosen Jacob. Not the weird racially insentive Jacob of eclipse, but the kind happy Jacob of new moon. The Jacob who was Bella’s best friend, who she felt comfortable being with, who reminded her of the sun and home. Imagine if the point to twilight was for Bella to look at the cold unchanging perfection of Edward and the soft human impermenace of Jacob and then choose to remain human. To realise that at the end of the day, you cannot stay a teenager forever and be happy and that she needed to change to grow. Imagine if the choice was between life and death, between the potential for change and being trapped one way forever. I can’t help but feel that would be a more satisfying ending than her giving up her humanity to be young and beautiful with no repercussions.
Ok so during the honeymoon when Bella first feels the baby kick, why didn't Edwars hear the heartbeat? I mean if your baby is flailing it's little legs, surely there has to be heart beat?!!!
he was too busy asking god for forgiveness for fucking his wife too well
today, i’m laughing at this
I shouldn’t be laughing that hard about the tags, yet here we are
Impeccable tag game from @teamjacobthot
female awesome meme: [3/10] female characters who deserved better
leah clearwater (twilight). “Being unwanted isn’t exactly a new thing for me.”
people who wanna bring the redemptive energy for rosalie but not for leah are racist send tweet
same goes for people that want to redeem jasper but accept smeyer's awful depiction of the quileute pack
Bella in all of Twilight: why tf did he say that?!?
Edward in all of Midnight Sun: why the fuck did I say that?!?
if bella had been raised in forks
y’all remember when i made all those posts last year about what i thought would have happened if charlie had raised bella in forks and i got really carried away and emotional ??
well buckle up bitches bc here we go again
so when bella gets to school age charlie obviously encourages her to do well and is thrilled with the grades she gets
but bella starts to put a bit too much pressure on herself and gets all stressed out over her math homework
so every night when he comes home from a long-ass shift charlie sits at the kitchen table with his daughter and helps her slog through all of the problems
even when his eyes sting from tiredness and bella yells at him because she’s frustrated he stays quiet and patient
they never go to bed until she’s finished her homework sheet and understands how she got every answer
he also makes sure that she knows how important taking breaks are
he will very occasionally break her out of school so that they can spend the afternoon together and they go hiking or he takes her to the library to pick out some new books
he loves these moments together when it’s just the two of them and they can tell each other all of their secrets like they’ve always done
as much as he loves bella as his daughter and he tries to treat her like a daughter, she’s also his best friend and he can’t believe how lucky he is to have her
most weekends they go into la push to spend the day with billy and his kids
bella and jake collect shells on the sand and teach themselves to skip stones while jake’s sisters painstakingly try to sunbathe despite the weak light hidden by the clouds
bella gets charlie involved and they make seashell necklaces and bracelets, which bella gifts to renee whenever she visits
charlie usually has to carry bella back to the car because she’s too tired from running up and down the sand all day
he tucks her into bed when they get home, not even bothering to clean off her sandy feet or to wash her salt-coated hair
the days of bella’s childhood in forks are slow and blissful
she’s the only kid in town that dreads the arrival of summer
although she loves her mom and looks forward to her bi-annual visits to forks and her telephone calls every few days, summer signals bella’s annual three-week trip to visit renee in arizona
she tries to stay brave and pretends to be excited, but charlie can see through the facade and knows how much bella would rather stay in forks
when he puts her on the plane, she clings to him for a longer hug than necessary and makes him promise to call her every day
he tells her that she knows he can’t do that but instead promises to call every three days so that renee doesn’t get jealous
every summer bella ends up enjoying her time in phoenix, but is still relieved to come home to her dad at the end of the trip
back to their easy routine and their little bubble of love and laughter
back to forks
I want to see Jacob just full on punch Edward in the face. Not because he’s jealous or mad that he came back and ruined Jacobs chance with Bella and not because he “can’t control his anger” (fuck you for that SMeyer that whole plot point is garbage), but because Edward left Bella in the first place and hurt her so badly that she went catatonic for months and then cared so little for her own safety that she dove off the top of a cliff while a storm was coming in. Edward deserved to get a right hook to the jaw for causing all of that and Jacob, being the one who took the time to piece her back together, shouldve been the one to do it.
@Pastor Cullen: Are you proud of your son's many accomplishments?
Can we talk about Rachel and Rebecca?? Since they’re barely mentioned in the books, I expanded on what I found out about them in the guide:
-Rebecca is off in Hawaii and travels with her surfer husband. Thanks to her the Blacks have a growing collection of postcards from beaches around the world.
-Rebecca is an artist Rachel is a computer engineer, they FaceTime all the time bc they have a graphic design side business. They made the official Wolf Pack logo.
-Rachel is in a normal and healthy relationship with Paul (imprinting? Never heard of her). Billy is ecstatic that she’ll visit more frequently.
-They have a groupchat with Jacob where they check in everyday to see if he made it to school. He secretly loves it.
-Rebecca is allowed to know about wolves bc it involves her family and that’s reason enough.
-Leah loves when they visit because they were some of her closest friends growing up. The twins keep trying to convince Leah to join them at the next family reunion.
-The next Black family reunion is in Hawaii. Paul and Jacob are trying to find the tallest cliff to dive from, but Leah is the one that finds it.