root they/them

twenty something trans person

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was discovered by accident during the Apollo program when NASA discovered what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[galaxywarp]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[iphigeniacomplex]

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[iphigeniacomplex]

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

[parakeet]

the writing in this game is top tier

[jihadibarbie]

[epicsause-official]

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW

[lemonsweet]

[moldavite]

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

[oneheadtoanother]

[cottoncandylesbo]

life tip: sometimes there's a bird outside & you can look at it

[worsecats]

[creekfiend]

they should invent something that reduces the amount of pain you are experiencing.

[tennesseewillams]

whatever tho. not like i really care that much because im cool and easy going

[joshlovesyou]

[ourdarling]

insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting