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@belodensetdust
Hey there! I’m Basil!
I use he/they pronouns and post a ton of shit about multiple things. Most of the time I have no idea what I'm doing and I don't really care. Proceed with caution cause I am a very chaotic project of a human being and who knows what kind of stuff I might reblog today.
Occasionally I write some aftg fanfiction on AO3. I also write fanfiction in other fandoms but they're less important than the aftg ones so who cares.
Neil Josten is a bad liar.
Hear me out.
Neil has had to lie to stay alive. He is good at reading people, he is good at faking and masking and tricking and manipulating when he is in need. But he is not in need any more.
Neil Josten is the real person who blossomed from a lie when he was given a safe space and people that cared. #10 Fox from PSU is the most real he has ever been able to be. And he knows it.
Neil Josten is a horrible liar because he loves not needing to lie. He is able to lie. He will if needed without missing a beat. But when there's no need? He is deliberately bad at it.
He doesn't try being good at playing amongst us, or werewolf (mafia? How is this game called in English speaking countries??)
He comes up with extremely obnoxious lies that are imposible to mistake with the truth when he doesn't want to answer a question:
Neil breaking into Wymack apartment because he is having a bad night and he is paranoid:
Wymack, still half asleep: Neil? What are you doing here?
Neil: I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm actually a werewolf and there's full moon outside so I can't go back to campus until it's daytime.
Wymack, sighs: does your werewolf form need to talk it out or just being away from moonlight?
Neil: no moonlight is enough...?
Wymack: ... I'm making us coffee.
With the variation of gaslighting media:
Intervier: Neil, what are your thoughts on your teammate Kevin Day and Thea Muldani being named couple of the year?
Neil (who knows it's a fake relationship), looking straight into the camera, the most confused he's ever been: who?
Interviewer: eh... Thea Muldani?
Neil: nono, I know who Thea Muldani is. Who the fuck is Kevin Day?
Interviewer, pointing at the poster behind Neil where Kevin and him are possing together: him.
Neil, stares at it for a good 30seconds before looking back into the camera and whispering: I've never seen him before in my life. Pretty sure that's photoshopped.
In my hc about Neil making up reasons why the character he randomly selects is the murderer in the book Andrew's reading, Neil is wrong in his guesses. If he wanted, he could know the killer without missing a beat, but he doesn't want to. He selects his suspect completely randomly when he doesn't have enough information. It's not about being able to read people or being right. It's precisely the contrary. He likes being wrong. He likes making up shit that he knows makes no sense. He likes not needing to recognise threats correctly because it reminds him his life doesn't depend on it anymore.
the trifecta
A couple more from the reblogs...
And there was one about Jean, but I can't find it.
Pride sharks! Happy pride month :D more super cute pride flags themed sharks coming soon 👀
Leonid Brahilovsky - The Blue Moscow
Cringey 2000s kids
would andrew be the type to take a lot of photos? i feel like yes (neils a pipe dream after all)
Andreil enjoying an empty dorm room 🙂↕️
i think one of my favorite things about aftg is that its premise and characters are so not marketable (in terms of being appealing to the broadest possible audience) so you don't even have to gatekeep it. it gatekeeps itself. it appeals to a specific demographic that is feral for it, but outside of that, most people probably wouldn't touch it. and i love that.
Headcanon that whenever Andrew starts reading a murder mystery, he and Neil have developed this weird little ritual where Andrew tells him about the plot, briefly going over the facts and details of the murder and Neil immediately picks a random character and decides that's the killer.
Not the most suspicious character. Not the one that makes sense. Just some guy.
And then he commits.
It doesn't matter how much evidence points elsewhere as the story progresses. Neil will spend the entire book inventing increasingly ridiculous theories to explain why his suspect is still guilty. Every new clue gets twisted into supporting his argument somehow. Contradictory evidence? Clearly part of the cover-up. Alibi? Fabricated. Confession from someone else? Obvious misdirection.
Andrew rarely engages with any of it, often ignoring Neil's take altogether, but he continues updating him on the case anyway, so Neil hasn't stopped.
There's also cero context when they talk about it so it leads to situations like this:
Andrew, entering the room: the old lady from the bakery is dead.
Kevin: what? who?
Neil, gasps: she faked her own death, she's smarter than I thought.
Kevin: wha-
Andrew: recognisable body, she is dead.
Neil: she killed herself then.
Kevin: you know what, I don't even wanna know.
Andrew: stabbing herself herself 27 times?
Neil, shrugs: to each their own.
Kevin: ahhh, the fucking book, ok
Andrew: there was another murder after hers.
Neil: Oh, that makes sense. The corpse they found was her secret twin's. Perfect alibi.
((Hi, sorry, super tiny edit because this felt like it needed a bit more context about why Neil gets the murder wrong in my head. So sorry. You can carry on now. Have a good day!))
staring 💕
What I want for Pride Month
Andrew Minyard when the lines between lust and hate are starting to blur so he chooses the secret third option
(eternal devotion)
I never feel so powerful as an artist as I do wielding my knowledge at craft shows throwing out specific ass compliments to the artists.
I may not be able to buy something from everyone, but you bet your ass I'm gonna geek out about your composition choices and fawn over your horsehair raku-fired pottery. 
your efforts and passion cannot escape my special artist eyes 👁️👁️
andrew 'doesn't-mean-i-wouldn't-blow-you' minyard really came back from the baltimore fiasco with one (1) thought in mind: almost lost the fucking idiot, this mf could actually really just die anytime anywhere, can't afford to procrastinate any longer, must give blowjob asap, top priority, no further delay tolerated, regrets not optional
reblogs were off
Andrew & his "nothing" 🦊💞
