Let's be psychoes together

"Three things cannot be long hidden: the Sun, the Moon, and the Truth" 

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[belong-to-nowhere]

[wis3red]

how can i be in a relationship with you when you never drank poison for me, stood on the rain just because you didn’t want me to get wet, never killed or threatened anyone for me, never called me your person????  

[belong-to-nowhere]

IRL relationships are so boring ...

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[theoppositeofadults]

Ouais, ça va être bien, ça va être très bien même… Bon, bien sûr, y faut imaginer.

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

DO NOT QUESTION MY COLLECTION OF JANE AUSTEN SNAKE PHOTOS

A MAN IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A HOBBY

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

okay, so, here is my Pride and Prejudice collection:

Elizabeth Bennet:

Jane Bennet:

Lydia Bennet:

Mr Darcy:

Mr Bingley:

Mr Collins:

George Wickham:

Lady Catherine de Bourgh:

Please don’t judge me

[shiisiln]

Why would I JUDGE you this is FANTASTIC

[belong-to-nowhere]

This is seriously the best thing i've ever seen avbout P&P ... so beautiful ...

[thepioden]

Ravenclaws probably have, overall as a house, the worst grades in the school tbh. 

[acaranalogy]

i feel as though ravenclaws would have driven Hermione Granger up a wall they neVER DO THEIR HOMEWORK??? I though this was the smart house???? and Ravenclaws are like yeah kay but GET THIS DID YOU KNOW AN ANIMAGUS - but potions homework - who even CARES about potions right now I’m researching this COOLER THING uncouple the idea of ‘smart’ with the idea of ‘good at school’

[bagera69]

I bet for the professors teaching Ravenclaws is like herding cats away from empty boxes.

[thepioden]

Older Ravenclaws have finely honed the art of asking just the right argumentative questions to direct their teacher onto an entire-class-session-long tangent about something entirely irrelevant to the course material. 

[thekisforkeats]

Can you imagine Ravenclaws trying to overhaul the entire school system with Muggle ideas. Trying to figure out how to best teach people, more concerned with how people learn than what they’re learning.

“Why do we force people to learn things they aren’t interested in, we should create our own curriculum.”

“We should figure out everyone’s learning styles.”

“We need smaller class sizes.”

“No, no, wait, guys, what if we eliminated grades entirely.”

Yeah, Ravenclaws would drive Hermione up the wall.

[thepioden]

“Fire the whole staff and start over.”

“Present more opportunities for seventh-year independent research!”

“Why hasn’t anyone made magically modified calculators yet?”

[sadgaywerewolf]

“Why are we still using quills and parchment when pencils exist? Please explain.” “I don’t want to enter the work force directly after school, what are my options for higher education? Is there magical university?” “I don’t feel confident in my professor’s qualifications because she’s teaching me astrology but doesn’t know any facts about space beyond about the year 1764.”

[thepioden]

Muggleborn Ravenclaws forming rogue study groups to teach other students chemistry and algebra and English literature, just imagine. 

“They call this the astronomy tower but we’re learning about the effects of Venus when it’s in the fourth house and the professor doesn’t believe Neptune is a planet I am really concerned.”

“Okay but what’s the oxidation state of Mandrake root in pepperup potion?”

“But can you apply differential calculus to arithmancy or not?“ 

“The portrayal of the witches in Macbeth has some pretty troubling implications, also, I don’t think their potion would have actually done anything.”

[gothartwin-deactivated20160530]

I can’t not reblog this holy frick

[belong-to-nowhere]

#food #foodporn #brunch #healthy #avocado #feedgirl #afterparty

[julshii]

anyone please ask your crush out like this

[julshii]

The thrilling answer

[brojohn4lyfe-deactivated2015102]

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

[daitoshi]

oops my hand slipped

[moodycrissy]

nexttttt pleaseee :D

[sinofangels]

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

[maria-ruta]

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

[hamburgergod]

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

[maria-ruta]

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

80

NEEEXT!!!!!

[placeholderaccount]

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

[maria-ruta]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

[theartofwazzing-blog]

so yeah

[thornsword]

WORDS CANNOT EVEN DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS

[kyounlimited]

And all the people that collaborated on this!!!

[a-little-gothic-kitten]

@spooky-little-bug

[maddreamer111]

I want more

[kronis-the-weirdo-deactivated20]

OMG…Yes..

[immenseheadaches]

welp (/o~o)/

[freezer-bird]

@official-little-lion me trying to talk to that guy rn

[gabbarooni]

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen all day and it just made my day 100000000x better

[jtvll]

OMLOOOORD SO CUTE

[ratbastarddotfuck]

THIS HAS SOMETHING NEW EVERY TIME I SEE IT AND IT JUST JEEPS GETTING CUTER

[ahahawut-deactivated20170624]

I FOUND IT IN REAL LIFE SOMEONE ADD SOMETHING I CAN’T DRAW

[koumi-senpai]

OMG!This is so sweet！！

[thequeenslife]

I WANT MOREEE

[toastchild]

haha feel free to ignore me but can I add this?

He can’t stop

[kirathaune]

This is so me it’s not funny.

[kyungc]

View this post on Instagram

this is what im on the internet for

[darling-with-no-probs]

[belong-to-nowhere]

[fanonical]

minerva mcgonagall looks in the mirror of erised

she sees herself wearing sunglasses and sipping a martini. there are no schoolchildren around. she is in the bahamas.

[dacelio]

have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

[lindsayslohan]

“If I die first, and I almost certainly will, you will be my sole heir. There’s not much in the kitty, except a set of ivory-backed hairbrushes and my library of romantic poetry, but when the time comes, these will be yours. Along with whatever we haven’t already spent on whores and whiskey.”

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) dir. Wes Anderson

[belong-to-nowhere]

I was re- watching Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone and I suddenly realised that Hermione was sometimes kind of stupid... I can underdtand that the three kids couldn't ask anyone at school about Nicholas Flamel but Hermione goes back in the muggle's world for Christmas, why didn't she gif the a library and ask anyone about him ?