your beloved entertainer

Hi, my name is Veronica. I like funny things. 22 year old cali girl. I make cakes and pastries.

[croatians]

Tumblir mobile: you have five new notifications!

Me: oh can I see them

Tumblr mobly: hehe

Me: May I See Them

Tumblr: :)

[ninfia]

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

[fakehistory]

Roman Emperor Julius Caesar is overthrown (44BC)

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

why they gotta do luigia like this :(

[commiepimp]

“Luigia”

[n-yks]

Mario’s lost sister luigia.

[taylortut]

this post is a fucking disaster

[hilariousgrindr]

[theprogrocker]

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008), dir. David Fincher

[the-memedaddy]

[thewhatever]

No need to call him back.

[wastedarkcell]

What did you do?

[starryeyedneonlights]

Fucked up, apparently.

[cams-archive]

why does this dog look like danny devito

[cams-archive]

[missdskellington-deactivated202]

[chickenfarmersan]

[aggressivesurfmuzic-deactivated]

Is My Anxiety Making My Stomach Sick or is My Sick Stomach Making Me Anxious: A Short Biography

[birkholtz]

[valerie-an]

do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”

Yes and I would also like to gently float in general.

[valerie-an]

this is the most positive addition that has ever been made on my post

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[heejinpilled]

reblog if ur in bed

[fleshanimal]

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

[mutttooth]

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:

[crazypeoplejail]

I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's celebration

help me I can’t stop laughing

[3643278372864565]

DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG

[sailorbrazil]

accept her

[sloppystyle]

[humorstaff]