Jared Kleinman X Reader

You proud of me now dad? (Icon provided by MadHattey).I 100% love getting Headcanon asks or requests for fanfictionMy askbox is closed rn, but will be open later😦!!!!!MasterList

[bemorecronch]

Guess who’s not dead? It me.

[mod2amaryllis]

to everyone who’s ever said something kind about my work: you help me get through the day. thank you.

[radhakawaii]

Doing a thing

Anyone who reblogs this will receive their url written in calligraphy in their inbox [valid till 17 April 2019]

[avengersandlovers-old]

@staff are you fucking kidding me right now?! You’re limiting text posts to 100 text blocks (aka paragraphs). What the absolute fuck.

Since you couldn’t take out fanfic writers with the purge so you’re just fucking up formatting for text posts until they leave? Is that your plan?

[avengerscompound]

Would this count as a text block?

100 is a lot unless you write a lot of dialogue.  I wonder if just linking fics on my word press would work because god damn this site is making things difficult.  It’s like they’re trying to have people not use it.

[pegasusdragontiger]

[touchmoremelenated]

I’m so over this shithole

[crazinessgraveyardsandcartoons]

Does Tumblr just have it out for Fanfic writers? Is the Tumblr staff secretly Anne Rice or something?

[feelmyroarrrr]

Heads up writers

@kittenofdoomage @captain-rogers-beard @siren-kitten-his @angryschnauzer @maeve-curry-writes @deandoesthingstome @impala-dreamer @outside-the-government @star-trekkin-across-theuniverse @plumfondler @blacktithe7 @supernatural-jackles @impalaimagining

[kittenofdoomage]

FFS you’re joking me?

[carnationsinjanuary-deactivated]

@noona-clock @xtemptaetionx @bisexualstevierogers @5sosdrfluke

[bisexualstevierogers]

yeah I noticed this, and I completely hate it lmao because I do write a lot of dialogue and I write small paragraphs for easy readability ): I might have to post everything on AO3 and just link it on here :/

[wckdmazes]

Well, this is the new tea and I hate it.

[trickster-grrrl-deactivated2019]

Gettin’ real tired of your shit, Tumblr.

@staff @support

[slasherlove420]

FUCK YOU @staff

[purple-possibilities]

Welp. So this is a thing now.

The title apparently counts as one line since it wouldn’t let me go past 99.

Seriously @staff ????

[mercilessmime]

Weeeeeeeeell fuck.

[shabby-blog]

This site is becoming such bullshit.

And let’s not forget your posts with links won’t show up in searches.

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Well, this is garbage. Not only does this affect authors, but us meta writers as well. Fantastic, just keep trying to destroy your own effing platform, Tumblr. I’m guessing those “text blocks” also include any images we add to our meta as well.

Signal boosting for all writers who write a lot of fics and meta on Tumblr… just do it on google docs so it saves, and copy-paste it to Ao3.

[noya-sunflower]

@sherlockholmesandhisinability

[softmushie]

jesus.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Shrek and Han Solo kinda dress the same

[scarletmischief]

[momolady]

Ok so, since Tumblr is being an over protective Christian mother int he worse possible ‘Carrie’ sort of way, I’m going to ask that ya’ll reblog and spread the word about your favorite writers and artists again. Likes are nice, but reblogging is way better. And with the way things are and tags and searches being literally nonexistence, we need you so much! I know activity has gone way, way down for me and other writers and artists, and now, it’s gotten so much worse. Tumblr has literally fucked up being able to search for anything at all. Your reblogs mater and are so important. If you want to keep seeing content from us, please, for the love of god, reblog. I hate asking this, but it means the world to me to be able to keep creating here. If Tumblr keeps fucking up then a lot of your fvaorite artists and writers may move elsewhere. Hopefully Tumblr will get everyone back to working order soon, but for now, YOU are the most important thing to us creators. 

[kmclaude]

Agreed. Nobody likes or wants to guilt trip but the reality is that, especially if you create mature content or content that could be deemed risky (such as LGBT content) most specifically to advertisers, creators need help in getting their works out there because as we are seeing in real time the built in tools of the system are falling to pieces. Algorithm, what algorithm?! Thus we rely on others to reblog, moreso now than normal (and we already rely on them a lot) to gain exposure and, in the case of those of us who are selling art, pay the bills. It’s why I constantly re-reblog my work: I love making art but as a creator love isn’t eyes on my work or money in my pocket or food in my stomach.

So please consider, if you like someone’s work, reblog it–it goes a long way.

[bemorecronch]

THIS ISNT A REQUEST BUT COME ON,, JARED PROBABLY ISNT THE ONLY TRANS KID IN THE “GROUP”??

as far as I’m concerned aint no cis kids what so ever in that group. none. 

[bemorecronch]

can i get uuuuh jared dating a girl who doesn’t shave? i’m feeling super insecure lately about it and might just give in and start shaving again ://

- He doesn’t??

- care??

- “baby I didn’t shave.” “yah neither did I?” 

- He just fucking loves your stubbly legs

- underarm hair? doesn’t give no shit

- honestly he just wants to touch you

- let him 

- ffs

[bemorecronch]

I love the new icon!!! Aaa such talented artists are on this platform

RIGHT? have you checked out @madhattey because they’re literally amazing

[bemorecronch]

OOK OK HERE ME OUT! TRANS JARED. THAT COULD BE WHY HE'S SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT HIMSELF WITHOUT A SHIRT ON!!! GIMMIE YOUR THOUGHTS!

oh. yo. Jared is trans. Thats not even a headcanon for me anymore. He won’t take his shirt off because he’s too aware of his binder. He tries to be overly “masculine” to compensate. He;s just a really insecure trans guy. 

[bemorecronch]

And if somebody's in your way C r o n c h Them and leave them behind

AND YOU CRONCH WHO YOU NEED TO CRONCH

[bemorecronch]

You okay m'dude?

I am! I took a brake because work got heavy but I promise to try harder on this! thank you for asking though. Are you ok?

[bemorecronch]

Lol my best friend ever is like an exact replica of Jared I’m not kidding (same personality, looks, humor, clothing choice, etc) and he doesn’t even know what deh is asdfghjkl

yo set me up

or set yourself up

set someone on this fucking hellsite up. Someone deserves jared is all I’m saying

[bemorecronch]

hey!! i met will Roland and george salazar at bmc (performance) and they’re singlehandedly two of the nicest men ever

WHAT?? tell me everything!!

[bemorecronch]

hey! idk if you still check this but i just saw bmc w will and honestly wow go bb :’) i’m kinda out of both the bmc and deh fandoms now but he and the rest of the cast did such a great job and he’s so cute so so so cute. they added a song and he literally just belted and GOD ALMIGHTY i was in the second row and jesus christ amazing deh did him dirty

I’m so proud of him!! Honestly I feel like he’s come so far and I’m just.. overwhelmed 

[bemorecronch]

I’m gonna post more often, I swear

https://youtu.be/L-e_HzI8ysE

[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

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