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The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

sunshine-tattoo

Could not leave this in the tags <3

boybeetles

Feels weird to call myself an adult. As a kid they really make you think that there is a hard line between adult and kid and that there’s just such a huge difference between them. And then you become an adult. And you feel the same. There’s so big revelation where you understand life and become a functional adult. You just stay you.

boybeetles

Spent my whole childhood not feeling like a person because of the way I was treated by others. I just assumed that when I became an adult I’d start feeling like a person, like a human. Then I became an adult and that didn’t happen. Turning 18 didn’t fix my problems.

boybeetles

undertale

200% on the Kickstarter already? Amazing!!!

my-precious-hellscape

oh that’s cool! I wonder, did anything ever come off this?

viralfrog

lonelyphantom

i will never risk saying this in an actual gaming server but I don't think constantly screaming out of anger when you're playing is good

lonelyphantom

if a game is making you so angry that you have to scream, dusturbing the whole house and distressing your teammates maybe close the game and go cool your head and i mean this in the nicest most literal way possible

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#kneadless comment

deepfrieddeltarunememes

do susie and ralsei know how funny they are

happy-xy

The LEGO Batman Movie (2017) Directed by Chris McKay

brbgensokyo

alteredpanel

'whats being intoxicated like for you as a system' irritating

fightingbymoonlight

Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.

chipsncookies

Happy Jirachi day and thank you for giving us this legendary gif

churchtttt

orcboxer

and the post begins

because otherwise it gets kind of visually confusing to parse, which is annoying to some folks, including me

GRANTED not everybody uses the same theme or even the same update. you might have noticed my version of tumblr is earlier than yours (I don't like the new button setup)

but still, it's just about being polite

so now you know

super-lazer-piss

Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NEOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT

super-lazer-piss