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[scarletwitch]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[yokelfelonking]

[lixorloveslicorice]

honestly fuck you for the 30 seconds it took for me to understand

[alisonzai]

[captain-cargoshorts]

that’s Saturn Devouring His Son, by Francisco Goya

[onion-souls]

[bitchycode]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[argonaughts]

the tagssssss

[moosiala-deactivated20250927]

[xylophonetangerine]

Apparently the 1300 ft trash chute in 432 Park Avenue does not have any breaks or offsets in it to slow down the garbage so stuff thrown away at the top floors easily reaches terminal velocity and sounds like bombs going off when it hits the bottom.

[rare-basement]

Every time I see this building I feel compelled to knock it in half like a kindergartner with a tower of blocks

[rhyperographer]

Embattled Billionaire Skyscraper Developer Sued for Shoddy Construction

The condo board at 432 Park Avenue in New York alleges more than 1,500 design and development flaws

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Wait

WAIT

The architect was DEATH RAY SKYSCRAPER RAFAEL VINOLY??!

[bixbythemartian]

I have to admit, the Death Ray Skyscraper guy does sound like someone who would invent terminal velocity trash chutes.

[killerlizardsfromouterspace]

[discordsparkle]

They didn’t make it

[livedinthecastle]

what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from

[sea-salted-wolverine]

this is what it feels like to hear people screaming for mercy from the zombie hoards outside your walled compound while ublock origin mercilessly snipes anything that approaches

[targetedknowledge]

[feefal]

Tamagotchi! Now biblically accurate

[baphonnicula]

i am an advocate for Big Dumb Man rights and i will not take this blatant erasure by the anime twitter users

[baphonnicula]

they're in love

[venlafaxine-rx]

[banana-frappe]

Remember, kids

[beardedmrbean]

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[onion-souls]

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

[sonatine]

[madlori]

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[orcboxer]

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

[luthqrs]

I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

person trying to get out of a timeloop but they keep getting brutally murdered by the other person stuck in the timeloop, who is having the most amazing vacation of their life and refuses to leave

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate