assigned girlboss at birth

Call me French, she/her, 30s :)

[winonaparadise]

"a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips" is so fucking crazy to me because that just sounds like a win/win

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

prev you're changing my brain chemistry

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[donuts-multifandom-hellhole]

I'm sorry, why exactly are we getting all pissy about Taliesin when it comes to Bolaire and his opinion on Thjazi and just Bolaire in general? Y'all are treating him like he's a bad player and doesn't properly communicate with the others as if he hasn't been doing this for 11 fucking years throughout four campaigns, several one-shots and mini campaigns

Why is it that people cheer on Matt and Alex for playing morally ambiguous characters but when Taliesin does, suddenly he's a "bad player" and "doesn't communicate with the others"?

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[what-even-is-thiss]

Actually witches grow from the bottom of the cave up while wizards grow from the top of the cave down

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[djbodyhorror]

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

[silverfishcrackr]

“Upon Turning 25, A Small Nervous Breakdown” by Megan Williams

[byjove]

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[homunculus-argument]

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

[miss-hexatrix]

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

[uss-edsall]

Does anyone have this picture

But it’s a parody of Master and Commander’s opening title

I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it

[kesslersymbolic]

This image?

[uss-edsall]

YES

[eddardsharpe]

[bacony-cakes]

PNG'D! (i didn't know the font so this is taken directly from the image)

+ bonus italian navy vessel

[catgirl-kaiju]

[pengosolvent]

Edit: the title for this comic is “Puzzle Rat” this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s  just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

[dead-boysss]

The what???

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch.

[dead-boysss]

???

[peachfromcmbyn]

I don't know what to tell you man.

[queermystic]

That was the exact thought process