Nonsensical Quandaries of a Ridiculous Nature

Just the musings of a snarky 27 year-old mo' from New Jersey finding his way. Obsessed with acting a fool, FOB, cartoons, video games, dance, handsome men, being a total nerd, & schoolin' life every chance I get. A wise person once told me to "Fear no bitch" - I've never looked back.

[just-shower-thoughts]

As much as we hate people who park over the lines, we never know if they were parked that way because the person next to them started it.

[jamesmasinoart]

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

[thebibliosphere]

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

[adulthoodisokay]

this is amazing

[rightnowimloving]

[beyunseh-deactivated20211016]

[on Naomi Smalls]  There goes a lot of maintenance in those legs too. I’ve worked with her. There’s the shaving, the moisturizing and the full coverage liquid body make-up all over her legs.

[retrogamingblog]

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

Who knew

[dragonite-master]

[salty-red-mage]

[babyanimalgifs]

I have no words

[proto-homo]

The true horror of American Horror Story is that everyone who watches is trapped in this Neverending cycle each season of loving the first 2-3 episodes and being unable to look away as the series sheds its skin and unveils the eldritch horror that is their mangled script over the course of the rest of the season only to begin this cycle again with the next season.

[mrdsc1010]

American Horror Story (the Final Season): The Writer’s Room

[florenceandisabellamachine-deac]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

concept: let’s go to bed at 9pm instead of 3am. let’s drink more water for our bodily health and less coffee for the aesthetic. let’s not skip breakfast because it’s worth running a little behind even if it’s just some fruit or cereal. let’s go socialize even if we’re kinda nervous. let’s love ourselves when we feel down, because flaws are not the end of the world. let’s work hard but take breaks in between instead of procrastinating and then rushing. let’s ignore what people who don’t know us have to say about us behind our backs. let’s be kind to each other because we’re all trying here. let’s hype up being mentally healthy rather than being perfect. let’s live our lives like we want to.

just a thought.

[joelmchalesarchive]

[misdreavus]

[petar-darkholm]

oh my god

[foodffs]

SALTED CARAMEL BROWNIE BITES

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Rustled Jimmies

[tastefullyoffensive]

I need updates. (via lydiabreunig3)

[luisonte]

[wiselwisel]

[tsuki-dono-7-deactivated2019102]

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

[note-a-bear]

STOP THIS

[did-you-know]

All people with blue eyes can be traced back to one person who lived near the Black Sea less than 10,000 years ago. Source Source 2

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Now when I see a person with blue eyes, I’ll know they’re a descendant of Ocean-Eyed Slut Man.

[saturdaesundae-deactivated20230]

You leave great grandpa ocean-eyed slut man alone, he was just living his life

[i-want-cheese]

Actually, since this was determined using mitochondrial DNA, the ocean-eyed slut would be a woman, not a man. Mitochondrial DNA is passed down by mothers.

[zohbugg]

Gram-gram knew how to party

[gay-jesus-probably]

dear ocean eyed party gram-gram thank u for spreading your weird eye mutation and giving every fanfic writer a reason to know an unholy amount of synonyms for the word ‘blue’.