tumblr bitch: liking hlvrai makes you a weirdo!
me: **growls really hard**
gordon: its ok theyre just jealous babe…
me: i know gordon, i know
benrey: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW BENREY GORDON AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
benrey: youre so boring **becomes the final boss**
me: **sighs**
us military: **en route**
tommy: **coolatta**


















