In Lehman's Terms

Morgan, she/her, 32, librarian. If you come through Ohio and don't let me at least feed you or something, I'll never forgive you.

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[afloweroutofstone]

This is the first time in my life when it's actually fair to criticize the President for gas prices. I've spent so many years explaining to people that Presidents have pretty limited influence over the price of oil and that they do not have a magical lower-gas-prices button on their desk, I almost forgot that the President does actually have a raise-gas-prices button on their desk called "start a war with Iran for no reason"

[cheshire-aly]

[theonion]

[n8v-woodland-wolf]

Love is in the air 🖤🗡💀

[paradoxial-cunt]

[ghostrepeater]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Let’s go everybody it’s time to survive

[sophia-helix]

new yorkers are the luckiest people alive right now

[andhumanslovedstories]

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

[iamyounicorn]

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

[youre-only-gay-once]

what the fuck does anyone even miss from 2016. zika virus? clowns? brexit? y'all must have had a different year than me

[iced-coffee-chronicles]

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

[c-kiddo]

every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it

[hollowboobtheory]

"What if your mom aborted you?" idk what if my parents never met. what if my grandparents never met. what if my older sister was such a nightmare child that my parents decided one is enough. what if the world was made of pudding

[hollowboobtheory]

what if my mom didn't abort the ectopic pregnancy she had before me and didn't survive to get pregnant with me in the first place

[queermania]

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

[libertineangel]

Google search "how do other people manage it"

[firstfullmoon]

love is real. it’ll never happen to me. whatever

[leatherjacketeddie]

We have lost the meaning of queerbait

[leatherjacketeddie]

Just because what you wanted didn't happen, doesn't mean it's queerbaiting. It is now being used an excuse when the ship you want didn't get together. Queerbaiting has to do with marketing.

[shamebats]

Queerbait: A cookbook that you learned about from ads with pictures of people eating tasty looking soups and the author's social media posts about how soup lovers are going to love it, proves to have no soup recipes.

Not queerbait: A cookbook has no soup recipes. You assumed there would be some based on vibes and wishful thinking. No soups were ever advertised or promised.

Also not queerbait: A cookbook that was advertised as containing soup recipes has soup recipes but not for the types of soups you like.