An Actual Rabbit

she/bun/it

[fishing-princess]

Girls who have been taking the medicine that makes you grow boobs for years will look in the mirror and go “what the hell I have boobs now, that’s so cool, wow” and then do the same thing again every few days

[yay-bunnies-zone]

counting or not counting bun snuggles

[yay-bunnies-zone]

breaking: @yay-bunnies-zone has been kissed in the dewlap at buntah valley buniversity

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Cadira, Caller of the Small

She roams the border between wilderness and civilization, protecting those who need it most.

Artist: Alexandr Leskinen TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[crimsonflowerz]

jesse i need you to stop quote retweeting my top surgery timeline. my blog literally says trans women DNI. i have trauma with AMABs and i just fucking can't right now. i'm going to have to block you

[transgenderer]

as much as i love the human form, there are definitely changes i would make. longer limbs. longer fingers. bigger eyes (not smaller noses tho anime is all wrong about that). honestly id cut ears entirely.... i feel like you could do something art nouveau with the ribs. room for improvement

[archipithecus]

longer limbs and fingers you say?

[breakbeatbun]

the way some of you talk about elves i can't quite tell if they're something you want to fuck or if they're some sort of exotic cuisine you can hunt and kill

[hannahp0calypse]

can someone explain this post to me. why did it just say the same thing twice

[pekingopera]

Mongolia via PallasDav

[pekingopera]

PallasDav

[keighthundred]

Northernlion on the Voices in his Head

"NL did you hear that the Butcher died"?

Wait, what? No, man, I did not hear this. They killed her? Like, permanently?

"Yes"? "The Undersiders killed her"?

Okay, okay, wait, hold on, cause I'm seeing a lotta conflicting messages here. I thought the Butcher couldn't die permanently, cause it's like a memetic virus, like a 'if you kill a killer the number of killers stay the same' kinda thing. Now you're telling me they actually solved it? Somebody get Plato on the line, hoooly 😂

Actually though, can I say something? For the last few years I've been carrying around this insane fear that I'd, like, say the wrong thing to the wrong chatter and I'd somehow butterfly effect-Rube Goldberg my way into accidentally one-tapping the Butcher and I'd end up with fourteen new psycho tenants in my brain, so honestly this is kind of a weight off of my shoulders.

"That's insane behavior"?

I mean, not really. 😅 Have you seen the shit you guys type because you feel like you've got a bubble shield of psuedonymity? Naw, man, I'm fighting for my life out here every damn day. I guess the real insanity is that I thought that anything would change if I became the Butcher. Fourteen voices screaming at me to end myself because I made a slightly suboptimal guess in Capedle is already my nine-to-five, man. For me it's everyday, bro. Honestly, limiting it to just fourteen assholes would probably be a step up.

"You'd have badass superpowers though"?

I mean, I gueeesssss? That's not really why—okay, hold on, I think I get what's going on here. You guys have this completely unfounded idea that if you got Butchered, you'd be able to tank the voices and walk away with a whole suite of brand new superpowers with basically no downside, and I'm sorry to be the voice of reason here, but that shit is not true. You guys can't even talk to your Doordash drivers without staring at your feet, there's no chance in hell you'd be able to tank the 24-7 social interaction, your asses would fold after like ten minutes of polite conversation, you disingenuous so-and-sos

[yay-bunnies-zone]

an ouppywog is powerless in the domain of a bubby babby

[ryunumber]

Big the Cat has a Ryu Number of 25.

[ryunumber]

Big the Cat has a Ryu Number of 25.

[bed-bath-and-bazinga]

[maja-paja]

It's so fucked up how everyone is dog girls now .. those are scary

[bombing]

girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable

me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack

[cewn]

rooooooooooooooooofl

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

recent developments in mammal communication have rendered a grammatical sketch of rabbit language possible, as long awaited by those following the field. we analyze rabbit language as consisting of a single morpheme ("(tense silence)") itself composed of a single phoneme (a tense silence). the typological classification of this language is not yet determined, but resemblances to any human languages are scant, leaving the isolate theory most likely. attentive readers may inquire about the linguistic status of other communicative gestures observed in bunnies, such as hopping around or jumping around or bouncing around or stomping their feet cutely. however, we suggest these gestures are non-linguistic, as they lack a systematic structure. the structure of rabbit language is such that all utterances consist (by definition) of a single morpheme, arranged in singleton style, giving a total of one grammatical utterance ("(tense silence)"). chomskian universals appear to remain satisfied: recursion occurs in bunny language, as (given time in the universe is infinitely divisible), any utterance nontrivially contains a morphemically identical utterance (namely, "(tense silence)"). no other utterances are grammatical. it is because of this syntactic structure, as yet unevidenced in bouncing around and jumping around and hopping around and stomping their feet cutely, that we can confidently assign bunny language to the category of "language".

the satisfaction of the narrow faculty of language (FLn) [1] in a non-human animal is of particular theoretical significance and presents a major upset to researchers working in the field of universal grammar. at this time, understanding of meaning in bunny language has not progressed past basic semantics. with present knowledge any translation more than the most primitive semi-structured utterances remains elusive. due to the differences between human and bunny modes of behaviour (we don't even know what the fuck they do all day and what the fuck they are up to), substantive translation may be impossible. though, working in a more promising direction, human researchers have gained native-level faculties in jumping around and hopping around and bouncing around and stomping their feet cutely.

for more present developments in the field of lagomorph syntax, please see my recent publications with dr. amelia hickenlooper in animal communication.

— sofia chkq, reprinted from speech and sign magazine, chicago, usa

[1] hauser, marc; chomsky, noam; fitch, william tecumseh; "the faculty of language: what is it, who has it, and how did it evolve?", in science iss. 298 pp. 1569-1579, doi:10.1126/science.298.5598.1569

[kittykittyycat]