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traveling towards the future at a rate of one second per second

[hollywolly3000]

Rupaul when I trespass on his oil fracking land

[waterfallmelody]

[surrealtiktoks]

[normal-horoscopes]

It's baphomet

[ink7blot]

it’s baphomet

[ciceroandthelistener]

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It's Baphomet Friday

[draconym]

Me: Now we’re going to end the nature talk with a very big snake– *opens bag to reveal a large ball python*

Thirty kindergartners: *screaming with excitement*

Me: Yes she is very big, does anyone know where ball pythons are from?

Kid: The woods!!

Me: Yes, they do like the woods where they’re from. It’s a very big continent. Who knows what continent you find them on?

Another kid: The sun!!

Me: That’s … in space, so no

Yet another kid: Earth!!!

Me: Yes … that’s definitely the planet they and we are on! The snake is from the same place giraffes and lions are from …

Several kids: The zoo!!!!

Me: A continent is–

Teacher, deadpan: It’s where Wakanda is

All thirty kindergartners: AFRICA

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

this is still probably my favorite interaction i’ve had on youtube

[gayiconwaluigi]

‘Lament for Icarus’ - Herbert James Draper // ‘British lads hit each other with a chair’

[lesbianredpanda]

[keatonpatti]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

[reverbpotato]

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

[fooodforthot]

[volukai]

[glitchicorn]

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Science!

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

[glumshoe]

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

[gemstone-gynoid]

you mean like

[ontologicalidiot-deactivated201]

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

[sindri42]

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

[solwardenclyffe]

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

[sindri42]

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

[lady-byleth]

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

[saccharinesatchel]

Elves are flat-earthers

[simonalkenmayer]

*chuckles*

[kramer]

me watching any movie with kids just on their fucking bikes doing god knows what: god i wish that were me

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

If selena gomez had a gun to your head and asked “can i sing” what would you say

[chainsawpunk]

[kjhjhjdkjdnkldndlj-deactivated2]

gimme the soup boys and free my soul , i wanna eat soup out a little bowl , and drift away…

[jurassuck]

@firesuperstar starts going hard as hell while the local news guy sings ad lib about the fair and the guy who tallies up the points while we are waiting for the guy to tally up the points

[firesuperstar]

LMAO SO MANY MOMS GOT MAD THAT I STILL WON

[firesuperstar]

The kid that takes out his earbuds to find out wtf is happening is my fav part omg

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