Passion Flowers

Bernie. Local Waste Of Space..

[porterr-robinson]

[tendernxss]

Head To The Ground // Neck Deep

[ithelpstodream]

[phantom-of-notre-dame]

Ducklings: MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMMMMM

Mama: It’s okay. Just… Jump

[mermaidzzanonymous]

This is the most precious thing I’ve ever seen

[writing-prompt-s]

A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

[the-weaver-of-worlds]

I would watch the crap outta this like wow

[posingasme]

Envy: “Glut, back off the guy, okay?”

Gluttony: “I’m just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!”

Sloth: “After we eat, it’s gonna be time for a nice nap. We’ve earned it!”

Pride: “Damn right we did!”

[thanatosdementor-deactivated201]

Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show.

[wombatking]

Wrath does nothing but encourage him to punch assholes. 

“You deserve better! That was YOUR parking space!”

“He’s like three hundred pounds of muscle, Wrath.”

“And you are 165 pounds of RAGE!”

Wrath’s advice isn’t great, but he means well. 

[ladyananas]

Greed spends his days trying to help him manage his budget and put money on the side

“Bro check this out i’ve got the sickest retirement plan, technically it’s tax evasion i guess but fuck those guys, right?”

[geekandmisandry]

This is the most hardcore sequel to Inside Out.

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[biscuitsarenice]

Actress, Miriam Margolyes: When you know your worth, you know your worth.

[auroranibley]

She is beautiful and I love her.

[shittyidea]

Keep all your faucets and showers running so you don’t have to keep turning them on and off 

[rvckus]

[macar0niii]

❤️

[theblackclarkkent]

[krispyklean-deactivated20220530]

Me: Wow! They’re kind of cute.

Me @ me: And you a whole lotta ugly, keep it moving…

[shittyidea]

Play the foghorn from Inception in every movie trailer

[hopelesshoping]

Moose Blood- Knuckles (x)

[shittyidea]

Use a sharpie to make sunglasses from reading glasses

[senseitive]

yeah hes cute but does he care about your mental health

[dangered]

[shittyidea]

Amazon Primate, a delivery service for monkeys

[vastderp]

more pics here 

She got torn up by a boat propeller off New South Wales in 2001 and proceeded to walk it off. Swim it off. Whatever. The scars from the propeller slices healed ~20cm deep down her back and across her tail fluke. Since then, whale watchers down under look for “the Blade Runner” every year. Just the sight of her starts conversations about whether we humans should reconsider being such gigantic floppy penises to our rad cetacean bros.

nobody will ever be harder core than the Blade Runner. She has surpassed badassery. 

She is unkillable. She is Life Goals: the Whale.