Lead Me Astray

[thealdersgateoffice]

Christopher Chung shared a link to this on his Instagram story 👀

While the government drowns in secrecy, I have peeled back the curtain with nothing but brilliance and a keyboard. I release what they hide. I operate in the shadows, unseen, untouchable. And before you ask — it was as easy as picking up grade-A babes on a Wednesday. All these so-called ‘impenetrable’ systems? It’s no match for the Alpha Dog. They treat us like animals. No respect for my vast superiority. It's a jail for the mind. From inside the walls of MI5, to you, the world. This is my gift. You’re welcome.

[timrousbeastie]

[berthryn]

Ever so true

[hengo-thepointman]

SLOW HORSES

[oriixxc]

[berthryn]

🎂

[berthryn]

Omg it’s a mermaid

Animatic for curtain. Spoiler alert.

[purplecyborgnewt]

Agatha Christie's Time Lords, Poirot edition: Paul McGann as Dr. Peter Lord (s9 ep2)

[berthryn]

I just wanted to introduce my girl Banh Bao to the tuxedo Poirot lol

💗🥹

[queer-benoit-blanc]

Watched an episode of Agatha Christie's Poirot today, and was reminded of how masterful Suchet's portrayal is in taking an annoying asshole (book Poirot) and making him an enjoyable asshole instead

[berthryn]

Reblog for it’s so ridiculous for a knives out fun to call book Poirot annoying asshole that it makes me laugh.

[queer-benoit-blanc]

i'm hardly the only person to find him annoying

[berthryn]

No and that confirms my tag once again

[queer-benoit-blanc]

Watched an episode of Agatha Christie's Poirot today, and was reminded of how masterful Suchet's portrayal is in taking an annoying asshole (book Poirot) and making him an enjoyable asshole instead

[berthryn]

Reblog for it’s so ridiculous for a knives out fun to call book Poirot annoying asshole that it makes me laugh.

[berthryn]

You knives out fandom leave Hercule Poirot alone thank you.

[vestal-spirit]

01 Mustache

[john-deco]

Poirot Confronts Mary Debenham | A Short “Murder on the Orient Express” Animatic

Still on a kick with this story, and can you blame me? It’s got everything, drama, mystery, Poirot, the period setting and the train of all trains.

[berthryn]

Everyone come and watch this pls omg I’m crying

[john-deco]

Got a 3D model of one of my favorite steam locomotives, the SNCF 241-A aka the Class 13 from 1931.

I’m unstoppable now.

[berthryn]

I never understand why so many Poirot x Hastings shippers on tumblr (who very likely to be fans of tv show and yet never finish the books) would work so hard on Countess Rossakoff. I mean, even when concerning only the show, why not Ariadne Oliver, if one wants to demonstrate there is never a woman in Poirot’s life who can threaten (if that is the word) the position of Hastings?

She calls Poirot his first name and he hers. She walks into his apartment without knocking and his study without asking. He talks his random thoughts with her when stuck in a case. They go to theatre together and have coffee and chocolate and cookies together. She drives him back to London when a case is finished. They talk about sentimental life perceptions as well as gossips in village. They have inside jokes. They have those eye contact in silence. They have those conversations of those who are deep in thoughts and yet completely relaxed with each other. She’s a detective story writer and he a detective.

I don’t think Poirot’ infatuation with the Countess is anything like his relationship with her. So why?

[anubiarts]

best friends

(the cats are Uni the Cat, and his friend, Yoru!)

[poirott]

Happy Birthday, Sir David Suchet! (b. May 2 1946)