Best Of MyLifeIsAverage

The best from the website mylifeisaverage.com

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The Lightning Strike (What if the storm ends?) by Ruth Marr

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Great Video and song! :)

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Today I, like so many of of us, joined the Yahoo vs. Google War in both I typed in Tigger is... Yahoo came up with tigger is a wonderful thing, and on Google I got Tigger is the real cat daddy. It is obvious who won. MLIA

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Today, I was on Webkinz. I was playing Quizzy's Corner and one of the questions was "Which one is impossible?" The answer was "You will grow wings." So many dreams, crushed. MLIA

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Once Upon A Time, I realized everyones stories started with "today". So I thought I'd Jazz things up a little around here. MLIA

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Today I went to a party where you can buy stuff from a hostess. (Like a tupperware party but cooler). She was selling a perfume that doesn't smell by itself, but smells different for everyone because it reacts with each person's unique body chemistry. One friend smelled like chocolate. Another like flowers. What did I smell like? Play-doh. MLIA

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HI IT'S BILLY MAYS! TODAY I REALIZED THAT WHEN I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK you start reading this normally and when me no use good English in sentence voice sound like caveman and when I tell you that I'm typing this in my flat in London you will start to read this in a British accent. MIND. BLOWN. MLIA

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O.e

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Today I was told that I am one in a million. There are 6.6 billion people on earth. That means there are 6,600 people that are just like me. I am now offended. MLIA.

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today, a friend and i were on Google Translator, and we translated "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" into French. Afterwards, we translated it back to English, and we got "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted!". Day. Made. MLIA

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Today my 70 year old grandpa beat me in a push up competition. He did 2. -MLIA

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Last night, I got a mission from mysteryseeker.com, to immediatley poke the nose of the next person I saw. I was sitting on the couch next to my grandma who fell asleep. I reached over and poked her nose(a little too hard I guess). Because my grandma jumped off the couch like a ninja and socked me in the face. I now have a black eye. And it hurts... bad. MLIA

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Today, I read this, "Today I was on DBPB and saw this post "Dear Justin Bieber, Please, at 13 you had your first love? When I was 13 I was planning world domination. Sincerely, Lord Voldermort." This guy belongs here. HisLIA".. I am that guy. I am here. MLIA.

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Today on DBPB: "Dear insufferable "know-it-all", unless your name is God, Google or Hermione, you, in fact, do not know it all. Sincerely, good day." This must be one of us

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So last night my mom and I were discussing Beauty and the Beast. She said the Beast was evil and I was trying to counter her comment. I ended up saying the Beast was like and avocado. Gross and lumpy on the outside, but hold onto it for awhile and it gets all mushy on the inside. I later saw her telling all her friends. She took all the credit. MLIA

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Today I realized the steps of trying to find something. 1. Hopeful searching 2. Panicking and searching with no stop 3. The sad acceptance you wont find it 4. You sit down and find it right next to you MlIA

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Today, this guy on my bus told me I have gorgeous eyeballs. I don't know how I feel about that. MLIA.

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When I was little, I was afraid of potatoes. MLIA

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Today in English, a girl asked my teacher if she could borrow one of my teacher's books to read after she finished a test. My teacher asked her what kind of book she wanted. The girl responded with "A vampire book, like Twilight." My English teacher's response? "Twilight is not, nor will it ever be, a vampire book. It's a love story, about a fairy and a girl who gets whatever she wants while giving up nothing, not a vampire book. It's boring and much longer than it ever needed to be, and the books will never contain any substance. Now leave my presence immediately, and go read some real literature. I suggest Harry Potter." Who knew my teacher was so average? MTLIA.

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