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Love Begins
Kiana Khansmith
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d e v o n
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Claire Keane
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if i look back, i am lost
The Bowery Presents
art blog(derogatory)
Monterey Bay Aquarium
tannertan36
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Show & Tell
RMH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Jules of Nature
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@besttransboi
It's crazy how people forget the concept of headcannon or jokes when it comes to making a character a minority.
Like yes, I know blue isn't literally black and ralsei and noelle aren't trans. Thank you, fun police, you can leave now 😐
I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+
too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting
community-sourced suggestions for the rōnin pervert (and, by extension, me) can broadly be sorted into three categories: 1: fetish that's mundane enough that it makes me realize just how far out of my circle this post has traveled 2: thing I'm already into 3: so esoteric that I feel blessed to have had your attention on my post for even a moment category 1:
category 2:
category 3:
Why is his name Puss in Boots? It's like calling a rooster wearing socks Cock in Socks
@theshitpostcalligrapher "Cock in socks"?
ya why not
scrolled long enough on the 2016 dashboard i stumbled upon this
SCROLL BACK UP
ROTARY_PISTON
i have normal thoughts about the rotary piston
Whatever you say, Tumblr user robotgirl-cock
what's boobies. heheh i'm a visual learner by the way *someone shows me their boobs* jesus christ what the fuck is that
Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this
Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.
“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”
the plans:
Okay so I’ve been thinking about Omegaverse biology and how alpha females have internal testes which would mean that their sperm is being subjected to constant heat damage which necessities that there is some physiological mechanism to prevent that from happening. Enter: the hot testicle hypothesis! Large mammals with internal testes like elephants have ramped up their DNA repair systems to compensate for their sperm being constantly damaged by their body heat. As a result, they have exceptionally lower rates of cancer overall bc of the whole DNA repair thing. Anyway this is a long winded way of saying that in Omegaverse, alpha females probably have lower rates of cancer.
I need u to know I would 100% have included hot testicle hypothesis in my last video if you had told me this last week
This one gets really funny scrolling down past multiple reblogs
Observe
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Oh my god it moves at the samr speed i scroll so i thought it was fucking following me
hey. thanks for stopping to read my post
here are a few fun activities you can do if you fancy
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relocate one object from the floor of your room to a shelf or something
get yourself a beverage
untangle a wire
rest your eyes for a solid two minutes or so
message a friend
message an enemy (set up a doctor appointment, contact a professor or boss, etc)
do two of these
three? you're insane
four?
five. this is just wrong. I'm cutting you off here. all six is not allowed
are you trying to trick me into taking care of myself?
yes
fyi
Gender reveal parties, and big planned reveals, literally were not a thing ten, fifteen years ago. Don’t let anyone pull that “it’s a tradition!” crap on you, youngsters. They’re LYING. People would either get the ultrasound or not to find out about the genitals, and tell people or not. That was that.
The fuss over “revealing” a baby’s gender in utero stinks of pushback against the shift toward a more nuanced understanding of gender. I mean yeah part of it is social media, and trends catching on, but don’t think for a minute this isn’t part of some regressive attitudes creeping into the mainstream with a cute (blue or pink) bow on it.
Even the woman who helped popularize gender reveal parties is like…slow your roll, fam.
She only had a gender reveal party because it was her first pregnancy that made it to a gender pregnancy scan. All her others had been miscarriages. She was only celebrating a pregnancy milestone!
that…..is a super valid reason for a party.
Before and after yep hes mustard gravy
Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite
My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk
community notes are so brutal. tumblr needs to add that feature to escalate our pvp capabilities
No the person who tweeted this made me laugh so hard the other day bc people were trying to correct them and they edited their shadow on picsart to keep the bit going
