I'm going through a werewolf phase again

I'm not a furry I swear... (okay maybe im a little bit of a furry)

[tenochre]

too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting

[tenochre]

community-sourced suggestions for the rōnin pervert (and, by extension, me) can broadly be sorted into three categories: 1: fetish that's mundane enough that it makes me realize just how far out of my circle this post has traveled 2: thing I'm already into 3: so esoteric that I feel blessed to have had your attention on my post for even a moment category 1:

category 2:

category 3:

[saschapainintheass]

Why is his name Puss in Boots? It's like calling a rooster wearing socks Cock in Socks

[saschapainintheass]

[a10wea]

@theshitpostcalligrapher "Cock in socks"?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ya why not

[pukicho]

scrolled long enough on the 2016 dashboard i stumbled upon this

SCROLL BACK UP

[garethwashere]

ROTARY_PISTON

[emoryinaboat]

[potemkin-guilty-gear]

i have normal thoughts about the rotary piston

[atomic-darth]

Whatever you say, Tumblr user robotgirl-cock

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

what's boobies. heheh i'm a visual learner by the way *someone shows me their boobs* jesus christ what the fuck is that

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[caats]

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

[rokudykeme]

[strange-aeons]

Okay so I’ve been thinking about Omegaverse biology and how alpha females have internal testes which would mean that their sperm is being subjected to constant heat damage which necessities that there is some physiological mechanism to prevent that from happening. Enter: the hot testicle hypothesis! Large mammals with internal testes like elephants have ramped up their DNA repair systems to compensate for their sperm being constantly damaged by their body heat. As a result, they have exceptionally lower rates of cancer overall bc of the whole DNA repair thing. Anyway this is a long winded way of saying that in Omegaverse, alpha females probably have lower rates of cancer.

I need u to know I would 100% have included hot testicle hypothesis in my last video if you had told me this last week

[876654874-deactivated20130915]

[greenflamethegf]

This one gets really funny scrolling down past multiple reblogs

Observe

You

Are

Addorable

Thank

You

For

Scrolling

💚

[bees-official]

[yahooo-official]

Oh my god it moves at the samr speed i scroll so i thought it was fucking following me

[i-am-a-fish]

hey. thanks for stopping to read my post

here are a few fun activities you can do if you fancy

.

relocate one object from the floor of your room to a shelf or something

get yourself a beverage

untangle a wire

rest your eyes for a solid two minutes or so

message a friend

message an enemy (set up a doctor appointment, contact a professor or boss, etc)

do two of these

three? you're insane

four?

five. this is just wrong. I'm cutting you off here. all six is not allowed

Voting ended onSep 29, 2024

[one-very-small-dragon]

are you trying to trick me into taking care of myself?

[i-am-a-fish]

yes

[petratodd-deactivated20250817]

fyi

Gender reveal parties, and big planned reveals, literally were not a thing ten, fifteen years ago. Don’t let anyone pull that “it’s a tradition!” crap on you, youngsters. They’re LYING. People would either get the ultrasound or not to find out about the genitals, and tell people or not. That was that.

The fuss over “revealing” a baby’s gender in utero stinks of pushback against the shift toward a more nuanced understanding of gender. I mean yeah part of it is social media, and trends catching on, but don’t think for a minute this isn’t part of some regressive attitudes creeping into the mainstream with a cute (blue or pink) bow on it.

[madlori]

Even the woman who helped popularize gender reveal parties is like…slow your roll, fam.

[ktsphere]

She only had a gender reveal party because it was her first pregnancy that made it to a gender pregnancy scan. All her others had been miscarriages. She was only celebrating a pregnancy milestone!

[fuck-usag]

that…..is a super valid reason for a party.

[pjackk]

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

[pjackk]

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

[gaybichon]

community notes are so brutal. tumblr needs to add that feature to escalate our pvp capabilities

[treecitysessions]

No the person who tweeted this made me laugh so hard the other day bc people were trying to correct them and they edited their shadow on picsart to keep the bit going

[dominants-dominion]

[notabrobro]

[besttransboi]

Whoever decided phones need to flash whenever they get a notification is of satan

[unofficial-sean]

bro biffed it

[tinabelcherseverythingisokface]