A class is not the same as it's representation

he/him, gay. Random stuff.

[dajo42]

i like that the name nuzlocke stuck. like the original thing was just called hard mode but it featured a nuzleaf named after locke from lost and to this day its still called a nuzlocke. theres even variations like wonderlocke. like the locke part became a suffix. i like that. i really like how words happen

[tramampoline]

thats him

[memewhore]

[velvet74sub]

[horrorlesbians]

brightly, perfectly lit horror films, shot on perfect high tech cameras that produce perfect picture quality. cgi blood, green screen, no practical effects in sight. sequel, remake, prequel, spinoff. butchering of a beloved character’s personality, butchering of a beloved slasher’s personality. outside of universe soundtrack based jumpscare. big budget, big celebrity actors. not committing to the theme of their film, not committing to the horror. mcu-ifiying horror films. disregard of sound design and visually stunning carnage and destruction. making horror films to be consumed by any movie goer and not solely horror fans.

[littlealienproducts]

Baby on board bumper sticker by  SpellcastStudio

[littlealienproducts]

Baby on board bumper sticker by  SpellcastStudio

[leafened]

[everwizard]

Weed strains are like "smells of banana with a slightly nutty note" my brother in christ it smells like weed

[nhlh-95]

[spohkh]

Friday Nights — Deborah DeWit (2006)

[bisexualagentmulder-deactivated]

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[midiport]

[snowywarmthkuya]

[midiport]

[snowywarmthkuya]

[stabbymattress]

[feltguy]

had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times

[slytherverse]

hey op! i couldnt sleep until i built this! you motherfucker!

just gotta “borrow” my sister’s alarm clock

get that twitter api, write the bot in some python bc god is dead n slap together some fuckin UI with legos

your idiot self wants to sleep in???? hit that snooze button a couple times???? (maybe 4 times in a row)?? disgusting.

twitter knows! bc it posts how many times youve hit it. fuck you

the next step is NOT profit. noone profits. everybody loses. go home.

[feltguy]

OH MY GOD?????????

[stephenist]

[aliciavikander]

Horses know, Dev Patel told me.

“A horse can tell if you’ve only slept two hours the night before,” he said. “If you’re anxious, the horse can feel it. Armani definitely could.”

Armani is one of Patel’s most significant co-stars in the new medieval fantasy “The Green Knight,” in which the 31-year-old actor plays Sir Gawain, a would-be warrior who embarks on something of a suicide mission. Parts of his quest take place on horseback and Patel, who’d never ridden before, tried to win Armani’s favor by sneaking him apples pilfered from the hotel lobby in Dublin.

Dev Patel for The New York Times (2021)

[anexperimentallife]

[valtsv]

i refused to stay buried because i love you why are you running

[valtsv]

babe it's me i'm just covered in dirt and blood because i had to claw my way up into the light and crawl on my hands and knees back home to you stop screaming

[rhade-zapan]

[employee210]

Another day in the Office