Bro.

I kin Bro Strider. Icon is my art. 🍻

[carnival-phantasm]

Here’s a video because no amount of screencaps could do this justice

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[ithelpstodream]

[frightcore]

[itchycoil]

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…

[Oxford Photovoltaics]

[fartsandprayers]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

get julius caesar addicted to hentai

seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

[theirisianprincess]

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

It’s… Julius Caesar. He’s already done 90% of the work just by being Julius Caesar.

[pillmanize]

I made a difference in the world!

[pennie-dreadful]

REBLOG TO SAVE YOUR QUEER HEART FROM BREAKING

[whatsmynami]

doesthedogdie.com doing good in the world

[stephrc79]

no no no, but you’re missing the OTHER best part

They added a link and the phone number for suicide prevention to their section on suicide.

Bless you, doesthedogdie.

[hskincare]

playlist for bro strider please???

Handlebars - Flobots

The Distance - Cake

New Perspective - Panic! At the Disco

Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz

The Rockafeller Sk*nk - Fatboy Slim

Lose Yourself - Eminem

Jesus of Suburbia - Green Day

American Beauty/American Psycho - Fall Out Boy

- Mod Rose

[hskinthings]

Bro Strider Playlist - Request

Turn Off the Lights - Panic! At the Disco

Vegas Lights - Panic! At the Disco

Caraphernilia - Pierce the Veil

Brick By Boring Brick - Paramore

Dammit - Blink 182

The Sweater Song - Weezer

Can’t Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Be Calm - Fun.

Ride - twenty one pilots 

Irresistible- Fall Out Boy

The Ghost of You - My Chemical Romance

Weightless - All Time Low

(Image credit: X)

[hs-aesthetics]

//stressed Bro Strider stimboard//

[ @prince-dirk ]

[aethulean]

this is the visual representation of the way a fever dream feels

[polyglotplatypus]

was about to revise some panels of ‘we need to talk’ i drew months ago before posting them but then realised i forgot how to draw in my old style,, oh well

[zoestanleyarts]

Bro Strider

[juju-on-that-yeet]

mspaint adventures: *becomes homestuck.com*

the entire homestuck fandom:

[footsiepop]

disabled people are not metrics for each other, we are individuals.  This person may push through more, that person may be doing less, but they’re not a metric to grade your life by.  Your way of handling pain and difficulty isn’t less valid just because a different disabled person handles it differently.

[timswright]