@betelmarx

[betelmarx]

Hey, I’m Devon, I create content on tons of platforms of all kinds, blog sometimes, have four cats and counting (Suki, Seven, Salem and Grim) and my comfort show is the first 48. I also like Halloween way too much so if you do too here is your queue to reach out for friendship @betelmarx so we can scream about things together.

#gremlin energy only

[betelmarx]

I’m awake… at 8:30AM on a Saturday

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Idk how people genuinely live in Florida, like are you not hot? The mosquitos??!

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Found the dude from the Lorna Shore album @wormofdeath wya

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Poor snek was like

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Thinking about Britney’s infamous snake performance at the VMA’s again… poor snake probably had motion sickness or whiplash after all that spinning and booty shaking

[betelmarx]

Morning baths are top tier and no one can tell me different

[betelmarx]

Anyone else sing songs to themselves like you’re switching radio stations or am I just weird

[betelmarx]

“Hi, I’ll be your guide, I’ll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side.”🎶

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I just saw an online application to become a cryptid.. I didn’t know they were so professional. Eggs on my face for stereotyping I tell you hwat.

[b0nesinthegarden]

True love never dies. 🖤🪦

[betelmarx]

Hot girls got the lactaid on lock, no questions asked

[betelmarx]

who wants to chat? like this and I’ll slide into the DM’s

[betelmarx]

✨women✨

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“BUT WHAT ELENA DIDNT KNOW WAS THAT STEFAN, HER SUPPOSED KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR, HAD ACTUALLY BEEN OBSESSED WITH HER AND WATCHED HER FROM A DISTANCE THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE SHE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE HIS FIRST LOVE KATHERINE, A MANIPULATIVE OLD ASS VAMPIRE THAT WAS HOMIE HOPPING BETWEEN HIM AND HIS BROTHER DAMEN, WHO ELENA LATER ENDS UP WITH, AND WHEN YOU REALLY GET DOWN TO IT THE WHOLE SHOW IS JUST STEFAN AND DAMEN AND EVERYONE IN ELENA’S LIFE CONSTANTLY TRYING TO KEEP HER FROM DYING WHEN IN ALL ACTUALITY SHE REALLY AINT ALL THAT”

[betelmarx]

hi friends dont forget to do something hot and sexy today 🤍

[onemissedcall]

Hello Sidney, it’s an honor.