simple gimmick dog bird or rock

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Fish are birds, this doesn't include however ol sea dogs (sharks) nor dolphins which are rocks.

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This joke is real dumb now but think about how dumb it'll be in 5 years,

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Cassowary is a dog now. I stg if ya argue straight to the dungeon

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Octopi are rocks, dogs are dogs, penguins also dogs, I know what yer thinkn does that make ostriches dogs too despite both being birds, the answer is yes fuck ya.

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I want to say it now, dog beats bird, bird beats rock, rock beats dog.

This is the way of things

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People is rocks. I will not fucking elaborate.

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All bugs are rocks. Pebbles iffn ya like.

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Fantastic!!

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Wolfspiders, are rocks.

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Worms are clearly dogs

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Ghosts aren't real but if they were that shit is birds.

Zombies would be dogs.

Vampires are rocks (weirdly)

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All bugs are rocks. Pebbles iffn ya like.

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Snakes are dogs.

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The platypus is clearly a bird, it lays eggs

Better taxonomy brought to extreme restraints, power your love life or whatever.

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Whales are birds I will not be explaining.

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Sloths, also rocks.

Frogs are birds

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Crabs is rocks.