Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress
Im unveiling a new unique condition of my own soon
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Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress
Im unveiling a new unique condition of my own soon
Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things
The key to opsec is Assume your shit's already compromised
you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this
This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that was tragically ahead of its time. Weâre ready for it now
i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH
puttering around the house is an underrated form a self-care. make some tea or coffee. put on a podcast. sort the mail. tidy some pillows and fold some blankets. start the laundry. thaw some soup. just casually wander around aimlessly doing little things to make your space and life a little nicer. who cares if you get distracted or only do a little. you aren't being productive. you're puttering.
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it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii đ okayđ so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 𼺠and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 𫢠and that is No Good đ ââď¸ hahaaa So. đ I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! đŻ Uh oh! đ There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 𤨠Whaaat? đ¤ˇââď¸ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. đ I've been killing people,
soy yooo tu ĂĄngel de la guarda holiiiiii đ okayđ bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 𼺠y si no te protejo, me van a: #ÂĄdespedir! 𫢠y eso No esta Chido đ ââď¸jajaaa Entonces. đinvestigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ÂĄpuedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! đŻ ÂĄUh oh! đ Hay mĂĄs que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demĂĄs, ÂĄpero no puedes teneral! 𤨠¿QueeeĂŠ? đ¤ˇââď¸ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. đ empeze a matar personas,
c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou đ bon đ alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 𼺠et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 𫢠et ça c'est pas Pas Super đ ââď¸ hahaaa Donc. đ j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% ĂŠvitable ! đŻ Oh-oh ! đ Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interfĂŠrer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 𤨠Quoooi ? đ¤ˇââď¸ Apparemment ta mort a ĂŠtĂŠ prĂŠmĂŠditĂŠe par des milliers de trucs appelĂŠes des "actionnaires". Du coup.đ j'ai tuĂŠ pas mal de monde,
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y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me
every fucking day i think about bruce springsteen pretending to be gay to avoid the draft and the conscription officers were like. âum. yeah, well. anyway, you had a concussion from a motorcycle accident, which means you failed the physical but. uh. thank you. for that.â
bruce: well well weeeeell sarge. i do love a man in uniformÂ
officer: you. you donât really have to do that
officer: you literally have a concussionÂ
good morning to this personâs dad only
Theres also a psychic war going on if youre not aware
this ramadan we pray for peace and aid for the people of palestine. this ramadan we remember the previous ramadans, where thousands of palestinians were massacred. this ramadan we honour palestine, and may we see a free palestine next ramadan
The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.
Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.
Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out
the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.
It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.
pamphlet of the dead
Lil bitch booklet boy
Zine of the deceased
Why is this all management literally everywhere
Where's that post about how anticapitalist satire will always get one-upped by like, someone describing their job.
a reminder that ursula le guinâs writing schedule was the best writing schedule.