Sup losers

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

a human that wants to feel good: oh time for me to do drugs or whatecer

an animal that wants to feel good: time to lay in the sun

in summary? animals been knowin where its at for 1000s of years…

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

had this thought after observing at some turtles in minecraft btw

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

i was also high

[bettyboop-cucumberpatch-blog]

i am going to take the biggest piss in my mother's best bottle of wine for waking me up so early. I do not care that we don't have water. It will not take 3 hours to drive to our grandmother's house which is five minutes away and get ready for school where we have to be by nine. it is 6:30. fml

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

[killeveryman-deactivated2013090]

ur penis

[ejacutastic]

[gloomyteens]

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

[gloomyteens]

OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

[snurchchurch02]

dishwasher 

[verministry]

my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing 

[ded0c0]

Can we just look at this for a moment. This shot was not in the manga. There’s no panel that looks like this. So, once you realize whose perspective you’re looking from……

[acepitcher-deactivated20160404]

no,..

[serkonnos]

hahahaHAHA VERY FUCKING AMUSING /SET SELF ON FIRE/

[zezethex]

If only they made half of the screen black…. omg im crying

[insomno-deactivated20140406]

>actual marco pov.png

[lowarghh]

i suddenly hate this fandom

[princeinigo-moved-deactivated20]

At least he’s able to see Jean.

[dithe-r]

can’t help myself but I just can’t leave that cutie like that

>revived marco pov.gif

[insomno-deactivated20140406]

alright this is hands down the creepiest thing i’ve ever seen happen to my post

[wanderingmercenary]

HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE HIS RIGHT LEG MOVE A BIT

I SAW IT MOVE

IT FUCKING MOVED

[kohichapeau]

I can’t do this right now, Fandom. No.

[nervous--king]

ST OP

[broadcastwarning]

To start off the new year in a good way, every person who reblogs this will get their username put into a container. Once or twice a day, I’ll pick a name at random, and send that person a character I made up, based on their blog, along with a description of the character’s age, personality,…

[gavinfuckingfree]

[pokemastermikey]

God damnit

[frenchtoastkarma]

a short poem:

do teachers understand that you take other classes

[queerboochananbarnes-deactivate]

another short poem:

yes but see they are all required by the district or state to assign a certain amount of gradable material per semester so they can get paid and earn raises and bonuses and keep their jobs and funding

[queeradish-deactivated20201011]

a revised short poem:

does the district or state understand that you take other classes

[we-could-have-danced-all-night]

another short poem:

no

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

[sovereigns]

people whose headcanons for feferi’s bra size are anything but 38D

[tanjacket]

oh my god

[sciencemachines]

it is now

[karmicjolt-deactivated20200209]

oh dear god

[levicopter]

SO SAM AND I WERE LOOKING AT THIS SCREENSHOT FROM EPISODE 16

AND APART FROM THE BOOTY EATING TITAN WE NOTICED THE ONE AT THE LEFT 

WHO’S ALL LIKE

"DON’T U EAT MY HUMAN"

AND THEN THE OTHER TITAN’S LIKE

"GOIN’ FOR YOUR DICK"

AND THEN YOU SEE CONNIE THERE

BEING ALL LIKE

"NOT THERE."

[adiostoreadumb]

Clear isn’t allowed to drive anymore.

[tardis221b]

[onlyconsultingangel1deac]

Jesus Christ…

[mommabearclarke]

OH MY GOD

[meitene]

[itsaubreylmfao]

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

[whatheballs]

unless you experience my penis

[letsgiveherhope]

I just choked on my food.

[spacebabe7]

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

[ianthe]

[kittenskaboodles]

Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

[capslockapocalypse]

OHHOHO SHOTS FIRED

[jetstreak]

[shercockandmycrotch-blog]

everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

[bridgemcgidge]

that comment

im sold

gotta do it now