No One

26, Male, tiny town near Melbourne Australia. Guitar, clarinet and singing. Climbing buildings, rock faces, crawling through drains, mines, caves and infiltrating industrial sites in my spare time. Wild mushroom forager and firefighter for work. 420, kink and music for play.

[spookyluigi]

[aeonlamb]

starting a counterpart tumblr blog to “shittycarmods” called shittypcbuilds and the first post will be this

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[youare-a-rareandpreciousanimal]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@lycaanroc

[ore-imouto-deactivated20240108]

[waifu-police]

[durbikins]

Still waiting for a shitty build to be posted

[want-your-kisses]

[asslap]

[missfiney]

As an introvert, once u find someone that u enjoy spending time with just as much as u like being alone, that’s a big fucking deal

[kaydean]

!!!!

[photogrist]

Found a stone island🏝 on the way to Cinque Terre by @nk7 (at La Spezia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqWw7PsBPfQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1272y3dox5hqu

[firstlovesuggestions]

I want to hug you after you’ve had a long day and let you rest your head on my lap.

[11111100m-deactivated20240606]

everything is sort of weird and sad and i want to sleep next to you

[anarchyisfunandfree]

Fun fact, hammering metal spikes into tree trunks is a federal crime in the US because environmental activists used to do it in the 80s to fuck up chainsaws and logging equipment.

[anarchyisfunandfree]

So you should never use this effective strategy for disrupting logging operations because it is illegal.

[anarchyisfunandfree]

Here’s a link describing exactly how to do it, so you can make sure not to by accident.

[yayskins]

[symbf-deactivated20190613]

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

[princecarlton]

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[little-bear-heart]

Pretending to be ok is fucking tiring.

[highfunctioningfool]

[cutecreepycryptids]

‪I am a:‬

‪⚪️man‬

‪⚪️woman‬

‪🔘 entity beyond your comprehension‬

‪ ‬

‪Seeking:‬

‪⚪️men‬

‪⚪️women‬

‪🔘 the ability to remove sentience ‬

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained “why can’t I treat everyone the same?” “I don’t want to be a Sie!” “but being friendly is respectful!” “wouldn’t using ‘du’ just show I like them?” until one guy conceded “I suppose maybe I’d use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he weren’t such a cunt” and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying “you are all banned from using du until I can trust you”

[deflare]

God help Japanese teachers in Australia.

[languageoclock]

if this isnt an accurate representation of australia idk what is

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Australia’s reverse-formality respect culture is fascinating. We don’t even really think about it until we try to communicate or learn about another culture and the rules that are pretty standard for most of the world just feel so wrong. I went to America this one time and I kept automatically thinking that strangers using ‘sir’ and ‘ma’am’ were sassing me. 

Australians could not be trusted with a language with ingrained tiers of formal address. The most formal forms would immediately become synonyms for ‘go fuck yourself’ and if you weren’t using the most informal version possible within three sentences of meeting someone they’d take it to mean you hated them.

[hollowedskin]

100% true.

the difference between “‘scuse me” and “excuse me” is a fistfight

[fozmeadows]

See also: the Australian habit of insulting people by way of showing affection, which other English-speakers also do, but not in a context where deescalating the spoken invective actively increases the degree of offence intended, particularly if you’ve just been affectionately-insulting with someone else.

By which I mean: if you’ve just called your best mate an absolute dickhead, you can’t then call a hated politician something that’s (technically) worse, like a total fuckwit, because that would imply either that you were really insulting your mate or that you like the politician. Instead, you have to use a milder epithet, like bastard, to convey your seething hatred for the second person. But if your opening conversational gambit is slagging someone off, then it’s acceptable to go big (”The PM’s a total cockstain!”) at the outset.

Also note that different modifiers radically change the meaning of particular insults. Case in point: calling someone a fuckin’ cunt is a deadly insult, calling someone a mad cunt is a compliment, and calling someone a fuckin’ mad cunt means you’re literally in awe of them. Because STRAYA. 

[beugs-three-different-ones]

I think this is why “Cunt” is so normal with us compared to everywhere else... 

I was in the Netherlands recently, hanging out next to a canal smoking a joint when I dropped it in the water, naturally I let out an “oh you cunt” and to my surprise the people that heard looked shocked that someone was saying that in public.

[winsnap]

Lofoten needles | by Johannes Ha