delete this

shitposting, humor, stuff i dont want on any other blog lol

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

[nibeul]

hating the franchise you’re fixated on is a rite of passage

[nibeul]

to the person who said “of course OP is a Star Wars fan”, fuck you

[nibeul]

I was about to ask how that’s even possible then realized this is from an SPN blog

[nicomrade]

[greebledgoblin]

you cant say that old man

[mfshipbracket]

BONUS ROUND: Aang/Katara (ATLA) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)

Aang/Katara

Kylo Ren/Rey

Voting ended onMay 23, 2023

[charlesoberonn]

[rettoujoutou-deactivated2025112]

[charlesoberonn]

I just looked through OP's blog and every single poll is a popular m/f ship vs. reylo (with similar results). I don't understand.

[cordezshenanigans]

There was an actual bracket, but reylo got obliterated in round one, and after the poll was done, someone suggested it would be funny to do a "bonus round" where every tournament contestant is pitted against reylo to see how many ships, if any, reylo can beat

[charlesoberonn]

I hope it's none.

[lindleland]

It is beating exactly one of them.

[beenovel]

NOTHING could have prepared me for that

[chemsexholmes]

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

[scribblyspaceskeleton]

[warriorsmurf]

Unfortunately your kids might also talk like Tumblr users. My daughter said "Get cherished, idiot" to her cat yesterday.

[unteriors]

Walter Street, Takapau, Hawke's Bay, New Zealand.

[maidthings]

[yoyosplayground]

source engine.

[astarlingdiscovery]

house flipper.

[dreamyexpertise]

sims 4.

[thepaleelf]

animal crossing new horizons

[sgt-shivers]

doom.

[1800dogzone]

lego fortnite

[awnowimsad-deactivated20260306]

sims 2.

[awnowimsad-deactivated20260306]

good job everyone

[awnowimsad-deactivated20260306]

more bangers

[two-40-foot-slabs]

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

I am going to unfold all of your clean laundry and leave it in a pile on your bed

[grunkypeep]

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

[cannedviennasnausage]

#shark skin is actually covered in tiny barbs #aka teeth #they are literally a swimming tooth

I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white

[flanoirbunny]

wouldn’t that make the shark a

grate white

[shutupandtalkgeekytome]

This post got weird

[jennytrout]

This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasn’t a destination so much as a jumping off point.

[captainclickycat]

I’ve never been so surprised not to encounter the word “smooth” in a text post

[the-final-sif]

Smooth shark post happened circa 2017, this post occurred in 2013 (posted) + pun added and 2015 (Jennytrout enhancement), years before smooth sharks would be discovered and revealed to the public.

[miyoriia]

[brightlotusmoon]

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[pikaole]

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

[possumcollege]

[my-dailydreams]

[taraxippos]

Akira bike sliding on a horse

[taraxippos]

concept art

[taraxippos]

concept art

[slimetony]

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

[genjifap-deactivated20170826]

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

[slimetony]

Where was it before?

[catparazzi]

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

[slimetony]

Wh

[slimetony]

What the fuck

[doomy]

people were so used to it that there were extensions to put it back

[mrsterlingeverything]

[pointnclick]

the minecraft brothers

[paper-mario-wiki]

adam and steve

[theomenroom]

when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.

finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka

[jawline-of-steel]

We have once again returned to the four humors

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I feel like the beverage water is a fairly water aspect drink

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

No unfortunately water is dry