Honey, I Love You

hi i'm elliot! 22, trans and bisexual, he/him

[angelvdevil]

placeholder for pinned post but i don't know what goes in a pinned post... i'm 22, and my pronouns are he/him! i'm asian american also

minors dni

and also dni terfs zionists imperialists etc

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[trickstertime]

Huh? What's this?? Something is on this 5c coin???

ENHANCE

[gayvampyr]

[ID: a 5 cent coin (euro) has a small text engraving near the center that says (in all caps), “‘Average person engraves memes at 0.7mm’ factoid actually just statistical error. Average person engraves 0 memes at any size. Engraver Dave who lives in a workshop and engraves bullshit all day is an outlier adn should not have been counted.” /end ID]

[segamascott]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[a-wild-haggis]

my trusty old mouse finally died and i don't think i like this new mouse as much. :(

[a-wild-haggis]

[pseudomantis]

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

posts that are significantly funnier with timestamps. what the fuck was i doing on christmas posting this

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

[cutecipher]

new yorks got the big apple

chicagos got the bean

no other cities have food

[rylandgraces]

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

[meangirlnurse]

had some time to chat with the verizon wireless guy while my phone was getting set up and he’s a straight guy it turns out he has two moms and used to DJ for drag events. culturally LGBT

[meangirlnurse]

😭

[afloweroutofstone]

Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop

[biomedical-nacre]

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

[hayleywilliamsfan84]

i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK

grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?

[hydrangea-pop]

I can't leave this in the tags lmaooo

[imjunebitch]

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding