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almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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DEAR READER
Misplaced Lens Cap

Origami Around
Acquired Stardust
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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Keni
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Xuebing Du

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blake kathryn
we're not kids anymore.

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@beyoncejpeg
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This "straight" married guy I blew SABOTAGED my gay bucket list. I did my thing just fine, his load tasted okay and he even agreed to let me devour his nut again. Everything was perfect. We met up again after 2 weeks and I was down on my knees until he suggested I eat his ass first. I'd never actually seen his ass before that so imagine my surprise when I see a WRECKED hole instead of what should've been a tight, hairy straight ass. Jesus is real and lying faggots like that WILL burn in hell!!!
Tops with no vocabulary be like
Stop top shaming. They’re humans too
So we gotta put in 85% of the work and have a script written with lines memorized???
85%?!?!?
Okay, you right. It’s more like 97.42%
I- 97.42%?
Bottoms: *clean out for 20 minutes, watch what they eat for the entire day, blow the top for 15 minutes, ride the top while supporting their entire body weight, deal with possibly being sore afterward for a short time*
Tops: *get hard and just shove it in, sometimes don’t help the bottoms finish after they finish because they just fall asleep*
97.42% tho
As a vers man let me tell you… topping is the easiest thing to do. Bottoming is what takes effort.
Facts are facts, Tumblr… Facts. Are. Facts
when your friend cusses in front of your parents
Credit: UNILAD
Me watching the ice split
Driving directions in Europe, 1922.
Mixed? MIXED???????
Girl you asked someone who can’t read Japanese, to give you a tattoo in Japanese, when you can’t read in Japanese…. In 2019?!?!
I’m not gonna watch this for more than an hour 😍😍😍😍
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@scullytheannihilator wtf awwwweee
I saw this and nearly cried. The baby fever is real, dude 😍
date a boy who hates coleslaw date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you
NHL does what NFL doesn’t
Yo… I’m crying
[English lyrics] The Black Skirts - Heya (혜야)
I like being with you the most I like being with you the most When I missed you, I crossed the river that became an overflowing sea I was fine then, but I guess not anymore
When I set off at dawn, it takes 4.5 hours But it feels farther than before
Whenever I’m sending her far away, I always get phone calls saying it’s been a long time I reject every call, I’m such a great person I don’t ask after them, let alone go out on a date Though they laugh at me saying how I can make no mistakes, I’m okay
Returning after sending her far away, I waited for the sun to set and went round and round I eat alone as if nothing bothers me I will fall asleep after I turn off the lights and turn on the TV
They tell me it’s better to just lie, but what if she doesn’t believe it?
I like being with you the most I like being with you the most
I like being with you the most I like being with you the most
(t/n: I found English lyrics for this on Youtube in the comments section, so I edited it for clarity.)
you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?
am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation?
you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?