driver roll up the partition please

David | 28 | NYC

[beyoncescabdriver]

People started following me wtf so now I want thirsty asks and DMs so here’s my quarantined at home halloween look

[lizziemcguiregifs]

[bunnypets]

by dimda_

[theehorsepusssy]

#gayjacket911

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idgi … Are they on molly or is that the girls name? That was on a Tuesday morning. Why aren’t they in school?

[smegmafactorydotgov]

Imagine ditching school to do molly near the twin towers and 9/11 happens….

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

GIRLS SURVIVE

[ps1]

diadà

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow

"SING FOR ME!"

[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]

[bob-artist]

I'm so sorry I had to it was haunting me

[vangoghcore]

by stefano.pezzetta

[johanlmanzano]

[bushoutforbela]

Pick a potion from my wizard shelf 🧙‍♂️

4 inches taller

Increased attention span/higher capacity for retaining knowledge

Cure food allergies/lactose intolerance forever

Turn into an animal of your choice (you can't go back)

Biological sex change

You can suck your own dick

You can speak another language fluently

Smoke cigarettes without consequences

You can teleport anywhere (one way one time)

Your pet lives 5 more years

Cure your family's homo/transphobia

Keep all your teeth forever

Voting ended onMar 28, 2024

[dogg]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

Screaming and crying and throwing up that I can’t be her

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

She is without a doubt more skilled at Tik tok than any of the millionaire tik tokers at the met gala. If we lived in a merit based society she would be the highest paid and most successful tik toker of all time.

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

In a meritocracy she would have been invited to the met gala with all the others

[newblvotg]

[3vz]

[moomincafe]

This is straight up the funniest calico critters tik tok I’ve seen

[janeissx0x]

They raised me 🎀

[caats]