People started following me wtf so now I want thirsty asks and DMs so here’s my quarantined at home halloween look
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People started following me wtf so now I want thirsty asks and DMs so here’s my quarantined at home halloween look
by dimda_
#gayjacket911
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idgi … Are they on molly or is that the girls name? That was on a Tuesday morning. Why aren’t they in school?
Imagine ditching school to do molly near the twin towers and 9/11 happens….
GIRLS SURVIVE
diadà
Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow
"SING FOR ME!"
[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]
I'm so sorry I had to it was haunting me
by stefano.pezzetta
Pick a potion from my wizard shelf 🧙♂️
4 inches taller
Increased attention span/higher capacity for retaining knowledge
Cure food allergies/lactose intolerance forever
Turn into an animal of your choice (you can't go back)
Biological sex change
You can suck your own dick
You can speak another language fluently
Smoke cigarettes without consequences
You can teleport anywhere (one way one time)
Your pet lives 5 more years
Cure your family's homo/transphobia
Keep all your teeth forever
Screaming and crying and throwing up that I can’t be her
She is without a doubt more skilled at Tik tok than any of the millionaire tik tokers at the met gala. If we lived in a merit based society she would be the highest paid and most successful tik toker of all time.
In a meritocracy she would have been invited to the met gala with all the others
This is straight up the funniest calico critters tik tok I’ve seen
They raised me 🎀
But...I have such sights to show you.