Extraterrestrial Trash

Just another 23 year old meme-loving fuck who likes eating, arts and crafts, screaming internally, bad puns, cats, coffee, and complaining. 👽

[05am]

[blackqueerblog]

straight men really are on something else

[illegitimatetenenbaum]

Does this guy think that…women don’t have knees?

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[oddsbobs-deactivated20200310]

happy pride to people for whom sexuality is fluid, gender’s ineffable, people who exist in in-betweens and not-quites and beyonds. people with no labels, changing labels, people who have settled into “queer” because they like it or because it’s the closest thing to true. people who aren’t sure if they were born this way. questioning people. people who have given up seeking a niche and are comfortable with floating. float on, babes.

[plantfunerals]

candlelit baths are so good bc they involve all the earths elements:

fire

water

bare ass

[keybladesoras]

They can’t understand you.

No but they know what I’m feeling.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

LOOK AT THIS GENTLE HERD OF DINOSAUR LETTUCE

[asymbina]

PROTECT THEM

[incorrecttintin]

[preathbar]

[frienclzone-deactivated20200512]

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

[systematicsalvation]

Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.

[flymetothemoo-deactivated202308]

Reblog to fucking save a life.

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

The Heimlich maneuver and upper back slapping should only be employed if someone who is choking stops producing coughing sounds and is unable to talk at all.

[understands]

[firstlovesuggestions]

I finally see a future that I want to live for thanks to you.

[globalriseofblackpeople]

[themuvaship-deactivated20190726]

Omg yes!!! My favorite characters ever in any Disney/Pixar movie. Now I know their faces!! Look at the “Proclaimers of Heroes” the Singing Goddesses of Hercules. My inner child is extremely happy rn I knew they were black. You hear that SOUL

[nitewrighter]

Scooby Doo idea: Daphne Blake as the weird rich kid whose parents signed her up for a shit-ton of rich-kid extracurriculars like polo, fencing, and all of this other shit so they wouldn’t have to deal with her/bolster her college resume. She puts a lot of effort into actually being good at all these extra-curriculars bc she’s competing with all of her ~super successful and talented~ sisters for attention and ends up athletic as hell and socially stunted and like…really aggressive and competitive and never quite satisfied with anything she’s doing. The only other ‘High Society’ kid who can put up with her is Norville “Shaggy” Rogers —an anxious stoner with freaky strict parents whose only friend prior to Daphne was his equally anxious rescue dog—Daphne’s been beating up Shaggy’s bullies for years. Then there’s student council dweeb Fred Jones who’s always been groomed to be this ‘leader’ by his parents and is always pressured to go to these youth leadership things and stuff and yeah he’s pretty good at directing group projects, but really Fred’s kind of shy and more interested in engineering, forensics and maybe criminal justice and he’s been friends with this chick Velma Dinkley in engineering club who’s brilliant but she’s also tactless, awkward and very bitterly sarcastic to cover up for the fact that her book smarts far outweigh her social skills.

 So then there’s this mystery downtown and all five of them show up and there’s a mutual, “Oh hey it’s you: The weird kid from my school. What are you doing here?” and everyone goes around. Fred’s like, “Oh I knew the owners of this place and they said they might have to close down because of this ghost and I told Velma about it and Velma thinks we can get to the bottom of this.” And Shaggy’s like, “Scoob and I didn’t want to be home right now and we honestly didn’t know about the ghost but hey Daphne’s here so we feel safe enough to hang out and maybe Scoob can sniff out some clues or something.” And then everyone turns and looks at Daphne and Daphne’s just like, “I want to fight a fucking ghost.” 

[fmlcomic]

This is the most valid Scooby-Doo reboot in the history of reboots.

[isa-ghost]

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

[alsolucimorningstar812]

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

[isa-ghost]

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

[alsolucimorningstar812]

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT

[charlioak]

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

PEGNAT?

[lesbian-bookworm]

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

[five-flats]

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

[zovsko]

my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Hey is

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Is your refrigerator running

[zovsko]

my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i want real, genuine love…

“drive home safe”, mindlessly reaching out to hold your hand, a tired but happy kiss good night, “how was your day?”, get excited to see a new movie, complain about people, run errands together, meet the family, talk about the future, “text me when you get home”, brag about you to my friends, random little thoughtful gestures, make up after fights, tell me when i’m being stupid, smiling at dumb jokes, sending playlists, “miss you”, laugh until our stomachs hurt - love.

[biilionaire-deactivated20120728]

[r3adytogivetheprofile]

i will reblog this every time

[castielcampbell]

I worked with a lady that came into work one day with no hair. No one mentioned it, no one talked about it. She was wearing a bandana so we all knew she was bald.

But I have ADD, and not so great control of my impulsiveness. Finally, near the end of the night I asked. “So… can I ask, what happened to your hairs?”

She smiled and hugged me. I was the only person with the cajones to ask. “My best friend is pregnant, already has a 4 yr old, and was diagnosed with cancer, and her boyfriend left her because it was too much. So I’ve been helping her out, being supportive. And I promised her if she started losing her hair I would shave my head too.”

“Last night she called me, crying because her hair was falling out in clumps. I told her I’d be there in 10 minutes. She shaved me first, then I her.”

It’s the most supportive thing she could think to do.

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

reblog if you’re

🌺trying to be happy

🌻crushing on someone

🌺a billie eyelash stan

🌻late with your homework

🌺on your period rn

🌻a spotify premium user

no one will ever know which one. i won’t tell😉