Knee-Deep in the Dead

Doomdoll ~ helmet girl appreciator/wannabe

[mcnostril]

There is a cool and popular tweet about Samus Aran microwaving spoons but we could not find it so I had to reconstruct it from memory*

*I have never seen the thing in question so I had to invent a memory first.

[codaynamics]

@metroid-fusion

[dragonweirdoworks]

[fuzzy-skinner]

DAKOTA!

(seriously this plushie is THE BEST, got it from the Hobonichi MOTHER store)

[b0tster]

"samus isnt trans" then explain this

[punkitt-is-here]

the courier in FNV is so fucking funny if you’re just good at tanking damage and dogshit at dodging attacks because they get shot two (twice) times, get revived, and suddenly they can start sleeping off gunshot wounds to the head, dynamite to the legs, and having their torso littered with laser rifle holes. like can you imagine being benny and knowing that the dude who stepped on three direct landmines and didnt break a sweat is after your ass. terrifying.

[punkitt-is-here]

[godmybackhurts]

@legally-a-bastard

[hustlerose]

[snakesfucking-blog]

we teach girls to shrink themselves. to make themselves smaller. We say to girls- “curl up into morph ball form to reach previously inaccessible areas through the use of tunnels, and detonate power bombs to kill attached metroids”

[echoequinox]

Who else is excited for Dread

[cortoony-art]

DJ Porygon2

[caterpie]

Game Boy Color Promotional Demo (1998)

[yellingatmytv-deactivated202209]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[translucio]

[gamercrunch]

Samus gravity suit cosplay at NYCC

via reddit

[beyond-heretic]

:O

[not-like-the-restaurant]

So I have this mildly creepy long pikachu who just hides in the corner of my dresser watching my every move

[not-like-the-restaurant]

Was going through old posts and figured it was time to bring back the Long Boi

[contac]

[beyond-heretic]

Dilbert’s Desktop Games!

[incorrectssbuquotes]

Sonic: Samus, I need you to pretend to be my mom! (hands her a phone)

Samus: Hello. This…is Mum Hedgehog. The children are playing swords. Sorry, with swords. They are bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don’t call again. (hangs up) Sorry, I panicked.

[userboxed]

[beyond-heretic]

Happy birthday to me!

[brazenautomaton]

dear guys who make gatorade frost:

the purpose of having a name for the flavor of your product is to tell me what flavor your product is

apparently, nobody ever told you this, and so you think the purpose of naming flavors is to sound like Death Knight talents

I don’t know what Icy Charge tastes like but I’m pretty sure it’s going to move me into melee with my target and slow their movement speed by 75% for 3 seconds