not impossible burger

plotting to blow up bono

[oneheadtoanother]

[louceph]

no its real

[guooey]

[miamaimania]

Encased in resin, 840 bars of soap stand frozen in time 🧖‍♀️꩜

[crumb]

Roxy Paine Large Soap, 1993

[peaceandlove26]

ppl who hate chihuahuas are nothing to me

[glameowr]

this is my chihuaua Pee Pee he sleeps on a bed of Amoeba he has no morals and he eats cytoplasm

[mamoru]

behold, the birgus

[mamoru]

the birgus fucks hard and fast

[gsjsnsnqkkwnw]

[rcktpwr]

we’re killing our planet

[radiation]

[coughloop]

david byrne any average afternoon

[noxtheox]

peterrrrrr gabriel.

[cetitanhasmoved]

Why he didn't have to make them go soft and turn to dicks

[radiation]

Why he didn't have to make them go soft -- and turn them to dicks.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[volzaannir]

i dont know how im gonna get out of this one lads

[tainbocuailnge]

what embarrassing porn did elon musk get caught liking on twitter dot cum after renaming it to a porn site

[cerastes]

If you actually wanted to know

[sukoshibot-deactivated20150624]

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

[hisnhers]

crying at this pinterest interaction i just saw

[glassofpumpkinjuice]

"remember when pete hit you in the face with his bass?"

(download fest 6/15/24)

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

How do I make my room more cozy?

[ringo-starr-daily]

All of the Beatles dying in a glue trap

[ringo-starr-daily]

Hello……

[pissvortex]

You can now die to TRANSGENDER bullets

[pissvortex]

i wanted to see how easy it was to get a reaction so I joined a search and destroy match with a pride skin on my sniper and got the killcam first round and immediately the guy was like “Aw no way bro i got killed by the … a gay”

[suzybishops]