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@beyondhope420
"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING
look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth
It was stupid good. So good in fact that the bbc filmed a version and put it on dvd when it debuted. I bought that dvd after I saw the show and put it up on the Internet Archive. The audio is not great but the dancing is spectacular. Ever see a pas de deux around an anatomical dissection? You will.
blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
I have heard multiple first responders say, legit, that this is a joke they hear from older men all the time.
Dad jokes, even when a lot of your blood has gone over there.
Movies need to start awakening niche fetishes in people again
Guillermo del Toro is trying his damndest.
is it gay for a guy to worry about his friends feelings?
yeah. it's a 7 on the scale. above frottage but below smoking cigarettes
Zepotha will never be Goncharov because when it comes down to it, tumblr culture is collaborative, while tiktok culture is merely iterative, and those are not the same thing.
Op I refuse to let your tags stay in the tags cause THIS!!!!!
“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.
All the punches give the character tuberculosis
Where the hell is that poem by that welsh poet about laika............
wait wiat i think i have it in a screnshoot wait this is my moment ive been saving screenshots for years i have hundreds of them and they be useful, wether god likes it or not
ok this is not the one but hey look another laika poem:
who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week
too bad, im showing you anyway
a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure
Who has more Schrodinger's Gender?
(aka who is simultaneously trans masc, trans fem, AND nonbinary)
Round 1
Bede (Pokemon Sword and Shield)
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce (M*A*S*H)
PROPAGANDA
Oh holy shit they found Silphium alive and growing in the wild.
Ancient Greeks used a 'miracle' plant called Silphium, which was thought to have gone extinct 2,000 years ago, has now been rediscovered.
Like now that I am awake I need to reiterate how huge this is. It was presumed harvested to extinction by the Romans. It was a favorite flavoring and according to historians one of the best contraceptives ever known. True or not it would be fantastic to study that but it being extinct made that impossible.
This is such a huge deal! I hope they get it figured how to grow it.
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onionsÂ
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud
2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago
hey op guess what
oh nevermind you’re died