𝔯𝔞𝔭𝔥𝔞𝔢𝔩 𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔞𝔤𝔬.

ind. & semi selective raphael santiago from shadowhunters. show inspired with minimal book canon influences.

[beyondturned]

hiatus → semi hiatus (indefinite)

hello hello ! i’m still here and alive and well ! i know i said i’d come back from my hiatus a tad bit sooner — i’ve been pretty busy and those extra days were much needed on my part — but i’m back now ! although, instead of coming back entirely, i’m going to need to switch to a semi hiatus because of school priorities and other hobbies that have been taking over my life as of lately. i’ll still be on regularly, but with a semi hiatus active, it’ll kinda help me get back into the swing of writing all while letting me take a few days off here and there should i need it for any reason. 

on that note, since it has been over a week since i’ve been on properly, i’m going to be dropping most threads ( with the exception of longer / plotted threads ). if you would still like me to respond to our thread, though, please like this or send me a little message ! i can definitely dig up any threads and respond to them, no problem. it’s just that starting off with a general clean slate in terms of drafts and replies will help me adjust back into writing mode rather than having several neglected threads hanging over my head, you know ? thank you all for your patience and i’ll be sure to post a starter call very, very soon !

[beyondturned]

hello i'm still alive

[glitterisms]

mini hiatus notice: october 7th - october 14th!

lately, i feel as though my anxiety when it comes to writing and roleplaying has kicked up and it hasn’t necessarily put me in a positive environment whatsoever. not to mention, i need to sort myself out in terms of organization with this blog / my priorities. so, in order to focus on myself without the worries of letting people down, i’ll be going on a little hiatus ! it’ll start today, of course, and end exactly a week from now on the 14th ( this is also active on both magnus and raphael ). i’ll most likely be dropping threads in my drafts when i return unless i have the proper muse to write them and i also may or may not pop on once or twice for messages and the occasional starter, reply or meme. i’m hoping after the 14th i’ll be in a much, much better place and especially with the new content coming to us this weekend at nycc, hopefully i’ll be in a position to write properly again. if anyone wants my k!k, a!m, or personal blog - don’t hesitate to ask ! i’ll definitely be over there this week if you’d like to plot for when i come back :-)

[onlyrpmemes]

Adorable Starters

“Guess what I got you!”

“That looks cute on you.”

“Sorry I worked late today. Want to do something?”

“I just want to run my fingers through your hair.”

“I’m exhausted. Want to just cuddle?”

“Calm down. It’s okay. No one was hurt.”

“It’s a beautiful day. Want to have a picnic?”

“Want to marathon something on Netflix?”

“Care to dance?”

“That was a nice surprise. What’s the occasion?”

“You are so adorable!”

“There’s a festival this weekend. Want to check it out?”

“Does this look silly?”

“Plenty of room under the blankets…”

“Let me help you with that.”

“Can we just stay in today?”

“I cleared my schedule to spend all day with you.”

“How did you like the flowers?”

“I feel like going to the beach.”

[beyondturned]

beyondturned:

                   reverse starter call ; like this & i’ll reply to one ( or more … probably more ) of your opens !

[trcshymemes]

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

[beyondturned]

’ If you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you, though. ’

( lilo & stitch sentence starters )

@warlockiing

                    magnus’ words stung so horribly BAD. like they were the stake in raphael’s still heart that would eventually kill him for good. despite the fact that neither of them liked to admit it, they were closer friends than they appeared on the surface ; what they have been through together in mere decades showcased the bond that they held, which was unlike any other that raphael’s ever had. he OWED everything to magnus bane and here he is — letting him go so willingly, without protest, in such an understanding way that makes the vampire’s body fill with regret. why would he ever leave him ? without magnus in his life ( even though half the time, magnus drives him insane ), what would he be left with ? — his life may have been plentiful now but all of that goes away in the absence of the nuisance he calls a friend. he couldn’t leave. it was impossible. not just for his own selfish reasons, but for magnus, too ; he liked to think that the warlock didn’t actually want him to do this.

                    ❝ no, ❞ he said --- a little bit shaky, a little too quiet, but firm in its own way.❝ i’m not leaving, magnus. I CAN’T. ❞

[beyondturned]

( simon )

           “How do you know? I could Hulk out on you – “

                    ❝ --- because you already have. do you not remember ? throwing me across the parking lot and into a parked vehicle ? ❞ if raphael had any breath in his lungs, he would have exhaled a  sigh. ❝ i’m virtually UNAFFECTED. ❞

[beyondturned]

( magnus )

“Oh my god.” The last word was dragged out, Magnus groaning as if he was feeling actual pain, his dignity forgotten. “Do you even hear yourself? Ragnor is so wise! Ragnor is so exciting! Ragnor and I had a romantic dinner in the dark because we didn’t want to waste candles!”

It had been decades and this little, clever vampire still knew how to rile him up. Begrudgingly (and not with fondness at all) he had to congratulate him on that. “I’m not angry”, he argued. “And I am sure Catarina would be on my side, for the record. The only one in cahoots here are you and that warlock Fell.”

                    raphael looked amused at magnus’ reaction, however, his amusement lasted for mere seconds before the dramatic impersonation began. then, his expression fell, his eyes narrowed slightly as he stared back at the warlock --- clearly UNAMUSED now. ❝ oh, cállate, ❞ he said firmly. ❝ i’m just being HONEST. it’s not my fault that the truth hurts, amigo. ❞

                    he rolled his eyes --- he didn’t believe magnus for a second, however, he could admire how easily he was able to turn the tables around again. it was a game that went in circles between the two of them, it always was ; always has been. it was something he was well used to and something he actually enjoyed, deep down. ❝ what makes catarina side with you ? ❞ he questioned. ❝ ragnor and i are not shacking up like you and the shadowhunter. i have to disagree, it’s definitely not us. ❞

[beyondturned]

’ You are built to destroy. You can never belong. ’

( lilo & stitch sentence starters )

@camillebelcourtme

                    raphael could have laughed, camille’s words striking a chord in him that he tried for so long to suppress in the female’s power. the truth was, though, that he was no longer meant to respond to her --- he was the NEW ADMINISTRATION. camille had successfully been overthrown. there was no reason for him to allow her to speak to him this way anymore ; the vampires would listen to him, not her. ❝ and you are built to deceive. ❞ raphael said, and with no hesitation, his fangs were clearly visible. ❝ you are cunning, camille, but that doesn’t mean you are likable --- your crowd only sticks around for what you can offer them, not for you who are. i don’t see how that qualifies as belonging. ❞ 

[beyondturned]

packbound replied to your post:label : penciled in eyebrows.

LMAO AND THE ICON THO. #confirmed

I PURPOSELY PICKED THE ICON WHERE HIS EYEBROWS LOOK THE BEST

[beyondturned]

( @mencumbui // continued from here )

                    ❝ don’t be RUDE, ❞ raphael said sharply, extending a pointed glare in magnus’ direction. there had been an abundance of fledglings lately --- simon oddly included --- and with being recently promoted to interim chapter president, he still didn’t have the official ropes down yet. sure, he had been practically running the place while camille was off breaking the accords but it was admittedly harder when it was his actual responsibility. ❝ your help would be appreciated, but i can just give ragnor a call if it’s such a bother. ❞

[beyondturned]

( simon )

        “You wouldn’t like me when I’m hangry…”

                    ❝ i think i can handle you, simon. ❞

[beyondturned]

label : penciled in eyebrows.

( put a warning label on raphael )

@packbound

                    ❝ you’re just jealous because they’re BETTER than yours. ❞

[beyondturned]

pssst does anyone want to interact in my freshly turned raphael verse ?

[beyondturned]

label: resting bitch face

( put a warning label on raphael )

@mencumbui

                    he has no idea what you’re talking about .... no idea at all ( #accurate ).

[beyondturned]

’ Nobody gets left behind. ’

( lilo & stitch sentence starters )

@nightwxy​

                    ❝ that’s RICH coming from a shadowhunter, ❞ raphael said, the stubbornness in him overtaking the ability to recognize that the times were changing. perhaps nathan was right, but raphael refused to see it.❝ tell that to your friends who hide behind the clave to murder our people. ❞