Hey coworkers, are you in any doubt about what a fucking nerd I am? Let me clear that up for you with the space sweatshirt I embroidered myself

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Hey coworkers, are you in any doubt about what a fucking nerd I am? Let me clear that up for you with the space sweatshirt I embroidered myself
Hey everyone I made a thing! Much to my husband’s chagrin we’re going to have a space themed bedroom. I am really pleased with ho my two canvases turned out!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Hey so I wrote this story forever ago and am just now actually posting it somewhere. It has my favoritest trope of pretend relationship. Also it has gunfights, undercover, spies, and hipster Bucky.
who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’
scientist: (gazing up at space) scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy
NO
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.
When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT
THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING
I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.
“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!
But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”
okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence
I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.
See this beautiful creature?
It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin. Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy. They could have given it so many cool names. Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!
You wanna know what they called it?
PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.
Good job, marine biologists.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lives 9000 feet under the sea?
PING-PONG TREE SPONGE!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Hey so I wrote this story forever ago and am just now actually posting it somewhere. It has my favoritest trope of pretend relationship. Also it has gunfights, undercover, spies, and hipster Bucky.
Solar System and Planets Embroidery, by Ophelie Trichereau on Etsy
These may be the most gorgeous pieces I’ve ever seen
I always wondered where that one painting came from…
Why have we only memed one of these four portraits? When did we, as a society, fail?
A TRAGEDY
All hail the Kale King! Again with COVID-19 stuff they couldn’t hold props or anything, so we had to figure out how to display our hard work while following the rules. I made Misha’s carrot crown and our little carrot flower crowns, my friend Jess made the sash and crocheted the vegetable bouquet.
So Jared didn’t follow the no touching rule. He said, “hey, how’re you doing, babe?” When I walked up, then leaned on me fully in the picture, then I got a smile and thank you and hand down my back as we left. My friend was too short for a shoulder lean and they wouldn’t let her stand on a chair, so she just leaned on his ass.
The no-touching rule because of COVID-19 negated hugs, so I did what I could. Jensen was confused about my heart hands vision, but I was able to get some nice eye contactwhile we figured it out.
Face off. Misha helped me find my light, told me to tilt my chin towards the camera.
i’ve seen people say that ariel can’t be played by halle cuz it’s a danish tale and we should get mad at a white woman playing mulan, pocahontas, or tiana.
mulan literally had to go save china; her story is about her being chinese
pocahontas had her land invaded by colonizers and they literally call her and her tribe s*vages; her story is about her being native american
tiana is a black woman living in the 20s in the south surrounded by black culture (the food, the music, etc); her story is about her being black.
ariel’s story isn’t about her being danish. they don’t talk about her being danish, there’s no danish culture integrated into the plot, nothing; it’s just a danish tale.
y’all just don’t want a black woman with locs playing ariel. like stop being pussies and say that with your chest.
Important
For 93 days I’m loving it 😂
Not in court room 502!
As a person who grew up without a dad because he was killed by a DUI driver when I was 8 years old, FUCK YES ALL DAY LONG, JUDGE! Seeing/hearing contempt or indifference towards the most immense tragedy you’ve ever experienced is absolutely gutting, and this judge has that empathy and compassion to recognize the pain those assholes were piling on an already grieving family.
What a fucking rock star.
pierce: captain america knows you exist and will now not let us be. you need to take care of him.
winter soldier: of course
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winter soldier: you should eat more. your serum would’ve affected your metabolism so if my calculations are correct, you ought to be eating at least twice the average human being.
steve, spilling his coffee: HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE
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steve, about to sleep: (:
winter soldier: it’s supposed to get super chilly around 2am so you should probably wrap up warm. here are some extra blankets
steve, startled: WERE YOU UNDER MY BED THIS WHOLE TIME
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steve, in a battle: dang i’m bleeding who shot me
winter soldier: here let me clean the wound and i’ve got a bandage right here just sit still don’t worry but when you’re done fighting you should probably get this looked at i know your serum heals you quicker but there might be something stuck in it and you don’t want your skin to grow over anything inside
steve, crying: who are you why are you following me
winter soldier: please be careful and make sure you get home safely
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steve, at peggy’s funeral: i can’t believe she’s gone
winter soldier, from behind: everything’s gonna be alright. she lived a long and fulfilling life. she loved you so much and she’d want you to carry on making a change in the world.
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pierce: soldat, mission report
winter soldier: mission is going well. captain rogers is eating more regularly, taking more care in battles, his exercise routine is no longer unhealthy. he is still grieving agent carter, but i believe he’ll be okay. last night he let me tuck him in-
pierce: i- that’s not what i meant
Omg, I’m laughing so hard right now it’s silent, I can’t even manage to eek out sound I’m laughing so hard!
Tagging some people I think neeeeed to see this. Omg. @notimetoblog @nomadicpixel @time-travel-bouqet @kentuckybarnes @cordytriestowrite @buckthegrump @pepper-stark @jaamesbbarnes @teamcap4bucky
THIS IS GOLD
That’s it, that’s his character
It is soo hard to focus
I like how she didn’t even directly mention men and he still said that
IM HOLLERING RIGHT NOW