You must be under 3 foot 8 to ride my ride

Howdy yall, I'm Will, 23 He/Him Disabled af, Bi af, oh yeah and I got a degree in chemistry and music.

[wilwheaton]

[ankle-beez]

Tumblr users who didn't leave after the big NSFW ban seeing people come back after Elon Musk buys Twitter

[theiconicmeghanmarkle]

Rest In Peace to the legendary Betty White. Thank you for being a friend to us all. 😥

[depsidase]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[hurleyquinnzel]

Nick Carraway is a background character to his own life

[theballadoffinchesandsaints]

Excuse me, @whitebabysbreath, I am losing my mind. How dare you hide this in the replies???

[hurleyquinnzel]

this is THE funniest thing I’ve ever read

[kyleehenke]

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr 

[gmbencompetence]

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

[jupiterjunebug]

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

[gmbencompetence]

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

[gmbencompetence]

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

[turtle-powered]

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

[gmbencompetence]

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

[analienorsutin]

Rare blue watermelon

[sickofimmortality]

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

[akiraita]

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

[unicornfan]

soap makes water molecules smaller

[elphabaoftheopera]

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

[brucebocchi]

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

[adataraxia]

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

[softurl]

[sasukehateblog]

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

[painisthecleanser]

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

The two way mirror

[rinlockhart]

“listen here, cumslut.”

[tenaflyviper]

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

[nyokoko]

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

[enlightenmentboy]

You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing

[7842758406546745643087-deactiva]

being a kid watching the spongebob movie and having no knowledge of why david hasselhoff would make a cameo in that film, nor who he is in general, and just radically accepting the fact that spongebob and patrick were saved by some shirtless speedboat dude with no context

[incorrectmandalorian]

the whole galaxy

[knifefightscene]

[stephenroot]

[bi-smuththechemist]

My dad loved Bill O'Reilly growing up and now I realize how much it influenced him to think that winning an argument just meant you had to talk over whoever disagreed with you.

[killtheteendream]

[idontknowwhatthisisfam]

HOLD. THE. FUCK. UP!!!

Twitter has stories ???????

[bi-smuththechemist]

Looks like we got another one folks

[gay-tm]

Remember just scrolling down your dash and seeing random nudes? Those were the days

[galeanthropus]

[mayanangel]

THE GREATEST SAGA OF OUR TIME

[imbringingexyback]

@theadventuresofandy you’re Keith

[bi-smuththechemist]

But for real, has anyone ever seen an asexual's Halloween costume that didn't just go off? No. No you haven't.

[indigobuntings]

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

[indigobuntings]

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.